Monkey

1. A small primate that has a tendency to throw it's own feces.

2. A racial slur for African-American.

3. A derogatory term for human.
1. Aww,look at that little monkey...ew he threw crap at me!

2. We don't appreciate no monkeys in this here bar!

3. These filthy monkeys seem to be developing some intelligence...will wonders ever cease?
by Razastyle October 16, 2008
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monkey

1. Used to refer to a female's private parts
1. Brian told me that Chad likes to eat that monkey
2. Shake that monkey hoe (too short)
by Portia January 2, 2005
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monkey

"Isn't it sad that we have two monkeys running for president right now?"
by SeanH October 5, 2004
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monkeys

A term meaning "extremely cold" when referring to the weather, or general atmospheric temperature.
It's monkeys in here, turn up the heater.
by bopx is me November 30, 2010
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monkey

Generic term for any person. Usually, but not always, used as a mild insult.
Hey, you! Monkey! Get over here!
by EtB July 12, 2004
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monkey

A dance involving bending your knees slightly and moving your arms up and down, left-right-left-right, a la the aforementioned primate.

Popularized (sort of) by the old Cartoon Network show "Johnny Bravo" in America, and by "Overman King Gainer" in Japan.
by Maikeru November 28, 2003
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Monkey

1. Noun; Term used by white males to describe their penis, especially as it relates to masturbation.

2. Noun; Term used to describe someone who performs repetitive skills at a low-paying job. This person usually (but not always) doesn't realize they have the ability to choose and find another job. May be loyal to a fault and can or cannot have a family history of alcoholism or co-dependency. Not to be confused with intelligence, the person may have average or high intelligence but is stuck in a hopeless situation. Hope and freedom comes once the person realizes the freedom and power of choice.

3. Noun; Term used to describe a poorly skilled video game player who doesn't possess the ability to improve, even given experience. Not to be confused with noob as a noob is generally a new player who is clueless (and also poorly skilled) but who generally improves slightly over time.

4. Noun; Term used to describe someone who has high goals and personal expectations but a low skill level. Tends not to accept their own faults, failures, or personal shortcomings. Their self esteem is artificially manufactured based on this conscious "denial" of their faults and failures. They may have a positive attitude but this is just due to their unwillingness or inability to be introspective.
1. Man, did you see that hot blond with double D titties ? I'll be back in 5 mins...have to spank my monkey now.

2. After paying for groceries at the supermarket and the bagger didn't put one of the items in a plastic bag..."put the milk in a bag you monkey".

3. What did you do over the weekend ? "I played some COD MW2 online and kicked some monkey ass."

4. What ? Johnny thinks he can beat me at pool ? Hell no, he sucks...what a monkey.
by boomer323 June 23, 2010
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