Jail Drunk

To be drunk enough to be in jail for being intoxicated in public, but to not actually be in jail.
Santoro & Griff got so Jail Drunk they raped the entire Russian women's swim team in their own pool.
by The Santoro June 24, 2010
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horny jail

Horny person: Oooohhhh I feel a boner coming on. I'm so horny I could nut to some good ol' anime
Other person: That's it, you're going to horny jail
by gameing October 23, 2020
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jail time

The time you are willing to spend in jail to have sex with a minor.
"Man, i'd do some jail time for her."
by Christson December 30, 2007
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jail bitch

a man that gets raped up the ass every day in jail. Otherwise a John.
Hey John come here you jailbitch.
by clit commander May 07, 2003
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Horny jail

A place where horny people go to not be horny any more and get splashed holy water on them.
by Ceris April 09, 2021
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jail bait

A male or female, who by state law is underage, but doesn't look it.
"Look at that wordhoney/word over there."
"She's 15, mah wordbrutha/word."
"Damn jail bait..."
"wordWerd/word."
by Anonymous January 31, 2003
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MSN-Jail

when you are trying to leave your computer but you can't get off MSN Messenger because one of your friends (or a hot chick) is talking to you, and it is entertaining/worth your while to keep talking.
"I was late catching my bus home from work today because some of my buddies trapped me in MSN-Jail"

"I missed out on an office lunch today because some bitch trapped me in MSN-Jail...goddamnit..."
by Ryan Cash November 13, 2007
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