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foster job

The act of forcing your secret lover to occupy the small space under the bed of the Fosterer, with nothing but a trash can top for a pillow, while the Fosterer makes fun of Jews as another unrelated delinquent steals money from the victim.
Dude, the camp counselor gave me a hardcore Foster job and ridiculed Justin for being a Jew while Petrini stole all my cash!
by The_Emu August 2, 2017
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Foster The People

US's finest.
The band that makes us Europeans realize that Americans have a good taste.
A:Do you know Foster The People, a band from US?
B: nahh, some deep shit hiphop?
A:Absolutely not!!they are good, just born in the wrong country...
by Altix December 6, 2011
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foster family

A family that is willing to take in someone deprived of love or their own family. A group of people who treat an outsider as one of their own.
"My foster family took me out with them to do something as a family."
by Kathug1738 September 17, 2016
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Fosters felch

(n.v.) An Australian sexual practice similar to a regular felch, but instead of eating semen out of a body cavity, involves sucking out beer that has been sprayed into vaginal vault or rectum (usually facilitated by vigorous agitation of beverage can/bottle).
That Cheryl was a wild sheila, I Fosters felched a slab of beer from her butt hole last night!
by Dr Merkin March 14, 2009
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Jodie Foster

A women whom you thought was attractive, and frequently made knuckle babies to, until you realized she was indeed a lesbian - and the attraction wears off.
Tevin: Hey bro, so...did you fire off some man torpedos to Gina last night?

Bro: Naw Tevin, turned out she was a real Jodie Foster...my life is ruined.

Tevin: Probably.
by tedwilli9 August 21, 2008
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Matt Foster

A bad guy that will take your Asswrogan away and he took the wrong path. He will go potatoes for you. Fucks like a Tigger (from Winne the Pooh). Overall he is tall and wears glasses because he cannot see very well.
i am potatoes for Matt Foster !
by Quadrapuds March 12, 2017
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foster hoe

When a guy keeps meeting girls and having them move in with him right away.
Damn, they just met and she already moved in, that’s his 7th foster hoe this year!
by Emily Komisarek November 12, 2018
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