A person who overuses metaphors and “big ole words” to appear intelligent to Rotten Tomatoes readers.
by Lola Jean August 16, 2020
Get the Film Criticmug. A film that involves NAKED people doing it doggy style, normal style, upside down, or some other freaky deaky style viewed by people over 30, containing a cast of 40-year-olds doing what 18-year-olds do, with the plot of the film being so simple it seemed it was directed by a 6 year old.
Damn dude did you see that fucking porn film with that big titted freak. She was freaky with that 80 year old guy! I'm surprised he could get his cock up!
by President Hassan de eelnarg January 20, 2010
Get the porn filmmug. Someone who proclaims to have an all-encompassing knowledge of filmmaking but whose main personality traits are making 4 hour long YouTube videos about why The Last Jedi was worse than the Holocaust and shitting on Ghostbusters 2016. The Film Bro (correctly) dislikes the cynicism present in both films, but wastes everyone’s time by reminding us that it's shit years after it was fashionable, often in a long-winded and repetitive fashion.
Mark, my self proclaimed "Film Bro" friend, claims to be a true cinephile, but when we hang out all he talks about is how Rian Johnson is evil incarnate. He's never actually asked me and the boys if we could go see a movie, either.
by Hoagy Macintosh March 2, 2021
Get the Film Bromug. by JewJitsu123 March 16, 2010
Get the Masturbation Filmmug. A film consisting of random images and music combined with a stream of concioussness narration.
A one hit wonder.
A meaningless piece of "arty" art.
A one hit wonder.
A meaningless piece of "arty" art.
He expressed his inner feelings in the art film.
"Stacy's Mom" was a real art film.
Did "The Gates" have any purpose, or was is just an art film?
"Stacy's Mom" was a real art film.
Did "The Gates" have any purpose, or was is just an art film?
by Blarg Bilowsky August 3, 2005
Get the Art filmmug. a film in which someone is murdered for purely commercial gain. i.e: it’s made for the audience, not for the pleasure of the creator/killer
often pornographic. found easily on the dark web
often pornographic. found easily on the dark web
by hello.apathy May 29, 2018
Get the snuff filmmug. The correct exclamation in a match of Mario Kart 64 in which you are Donkey Kong and you are doing really well in the middle of the race.
by Scripple021 May 6, 2004
Get the Monkeys on Filmmug.