After rounding up the cheesy goldfish goop from the edges of your molars after chewing two handfuls of the snack that smiles back, a pepperidge farmer is the act of conglomerating the substance into one ball, placing the goop ball into a woman's vagina, sprinkling salt on the clitoris, and having passionate, burning sex.
Stephen and I got so wild last night that he performed a Pepperidge Farmer on me.
Wow, that Pepperidge Farmer you did last week had my vagina burning for days.
Wow, that Pepperidge Farmer you did last week had my vagina burning for days.
by Sharptop March 29, 2022
Is when the man is on all fours and the woman (or man if thats what your into) milks you dry.... A milk bucket is optional.
"The other day I my friend Nicci came over and gave me the naughty farmer, it was awesome! That girl really likes milk!"
by Rossalicous April 04, 2007
A male individual that enjoys unprotected anal sex with a dirty partner and does not mind when their hook up ends up mole farming him.
by Eaton Holgoode November 19, 2015
Not using anything to blow your nose into so you proceed by closing up one nostril and clearing the other onto the ground. This almost always results in getting snot on your hands
I didnt have a kleenex so I proceeded to untangle a farmers knot. I then had to wipe my hand on my pants.
by leaf337 June 10, 2015
by bastard May 23, 2003
Reggie: Dayumm look at Cletus!!!! Ery hoe he got fat as HELL!!!
Gerald: Dat boi Cletus, he a hog farmer!
Gerald: Dat boi Cletus, he a hog farmer!
by blackshirts420 April 06, 2010
One who harvests pubes when they are in season.
Someone who is all up in your ear, making themselves look stupid.
Aka Farmer of the Pubes
see also Pube Agriculturalist
Someone who is all up in your ear, making themselves look stupid.
Aka Farmer of the Pubes
see also Pube Agriculturalist
by Crunchyness April 16, 2007