Cosby Alert

The sudden need to take a dump. Often randomly placed in a conversation.
Ray: Did you see that story on the news yesterday?
Stephen: Cosby Alert! Be right back!
by Element238 April 22, 2010
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Cosby Jacket

The arrest record of a serial rapist or sex offender ("Jacket" being an acronym for a criminal history file). A play on the infamous "Cosby Sweater".
An in-depth background check on the school janitor revealed a Cosby Jacket hidden in his closet.
by PaulAllensCard January 30, 2015
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cosby conundrum

When it is hard to dislike a well known and generally revered actor or artist when they are exposed for sexual assault.
“Did you hear that Kevin Spacey was just accused of sexual assault.?”
“Aww but I liked Kevin Spacey, wait doesn’t he have his own charity?”
“Well I guess he rapes but he saves, it’s the Cosby Conundrum all over again.”
by Yah Boi 89 November 03, 2017
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Bill Cosby

A name that you can use to refer to somebody that looks like a pedophile and a rapist simultaneously. Usually used when in public when you don't want to look like you're talking about them.
Jack: That man over there touching that little girl is a total Bill Cosby.
Joe: Yeah look at that skill he has been Bill Cosbying for a while.
Jack: No doubt.
by SquanchMeHardOnTheFrontYard March 14, 2017
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drown the Cosbys

To take a shit. Not used to literally describe any criminal act.
"Do you have any acceptible reading material for me to use whilst I drown the Cosbys?" or "Awww damnit! I clogged the toilet drowning the Cosbys again."
by s33flous July 19, 2006
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cosby boxers

similar to cosby sweater

when a guy or girl eats a fruity cereal before giving a guy a blowjob and proceeds to vomit all over his penis/pelvic area while trying to deepthroat. these "boxers" would, in theory, match the awful sweaters that bill cosby wore in the 1980s.
Girl: I can't go any further! *vomits*

Guy: *slaps girl* Bitch, you just gave me a pair of cosby boxers!!
by jackbauer123 February 19, 2010
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Reverse Cosby

The act of drugging someone so that you don't have to have sex with them
"Hey, did you hook up with that chick last night?"
"No, I got a huge headache on the way back from the club. Had to pull a reverse Cosby"
by Waavvves September 13, 2016
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