A boob is a big lump of fat that hangs of a women's chest. They have something in the middle called a nipple. Boobs make very great warm pillows. They are fun to lick and cuddle.
Boobs ussualy come in pairs, like a pair of sneakers. They even age like sneakers and get all wrinkled saggy with age.
Boobs ussualy come in pairs, like a pair of sneakers. They even age like sneakers and get all wrinkled saggy with age.
by clueless_furball November 1, 2006
Get the boobmug. Nature's pillows.
by The Killer Squirrel September 2, 2010
Get the Boobsmug. the big amazing looking objects that girls have, everyone likes to look at them, and when your listening to a speech that your girlfreind is saying, you can look at these till its over, meanwhile all you have to do is nod your head and say "uhuh"
guy*stares at her basketball sized boobs"
girl" blah blah blah blah blah blah... are you listening to me"
guy*still staring*"uh huh...."*nods head*
girl" good...blah blah blah"
(may continue like this for hours)
girl" blah blah blah blah blah blah... are you listening to me"
guy*still staring*"uh huh...."*nods head*
girl" good...blah blah blah"
(may continue like this for hours)
by d,d, January 30, 2008
Get the boobsmug. by Sir Robert Adams April 20, 2010
Get the boobsmug. 
Guy # 1: Why'd you buy your girlfriend all that crap anyways?
Guy # 2: Duh! It's simple. It was ftb (for the boob).
Guy # 2: Duh! It's simple. It was ftb (for the boob).
by lifeliver February 28, 2009
Get the For the boobmug. Person 1: Hey! I got you a present,
Person 2: What is it?
Person 1: boobs!
Person 2: *hardcore lesbian porn music*
Person 2: What is it?
Person 1: boobs!
Person 2: *hardcore lesbian porn music*
by MegaHighSchoolLevelGay January 16, 2021
Get the Boobsmug.