Guy # 1: Why'd you buy your girlfriend all that crap anyways?
Guy # 2: Duh! It's simple. It was ftb (for the boob).
Guy # 2: Duh! It's simple. It was ftb (for the boob).
by lifeliver February 28, 2009
Boobs
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Girl: Hey can you give me the answers to this test?
Nerd boy: No thats against the rules.
Girl: Pleeeeeaaaaaasssssssssseeeeeee??? *unbuttons shirt*
Nerd boy: OK!!!! No.1 is b *Goes on and on*
Girl: Thanks, your sooooo smart *wink*
Nerd boy: Thanks *jizzes pants* so are you gonna show me your boobs?
Girl: After class.
Nerd boy: No thats against the rules.
Girl: Pleeeeeaaaaaasssssssssseeeeeee??? *unbuttons shirt*
Nerd boy: OK!!!! No.1 is b *Goes on and on*
Girl: Thanks, your sooooo smart *wink*
Nerd boy: Thanks *jizzes pants* so are you gonna show me your boobs?
Girl: After class.
by Hi I'm Matt Biatch August 19, 2009