the pork and beans

The art of putting your dick and balls up someone's ass

''Hey man can you give me the pork and beans I'm really stressed".

by diqbread April 13, 2016

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cheese and baked beans in a delicate dish of the gods

please see "cean"

Zeus: Hestia!

Hestia: Yes, my lord?

Zeus: I have a very special request. It consists of the creamy dairy and rounded crop of the mortals.

Hestia: No! You mean...

Zeus: Yes... CEAN.

The gods ate well that night, up in Mount Olympus.

Sometime in the future:

Mythologists: *reading ancient texts* YES! I've got it! 'tis cheese and baked beans in a delicate dish of the gods!

by ceanoay May 31, 2022

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Fill in the beaks

the act of “insert action” to poachy smalls, it can mean a variety of things so long as it’s applying to the beak aka “poachy”

Ie, to fulfill a task with Poachy or complete an assignment with the aid of poachy/ receiving her help to complete a task

To “fill in the beaks” is , well, TO FILL IN THE BEAKS !

I be blastin that ass like a beak
Make ya poach squeak

Help me clap them cheeks
So I can fill in the beaks

Guy 1: man I gotta finish that philosophy exam, I better fill in the beaks

*calls a chicken over the phone*

“If you are to pass that test you best fill in the beaks”

Without the beak one cannot fill in the beaks

by Gibbygeo February 11, 2022

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tweak the bean

1) When a girl masturbates by exposing her clitoris with two fingers, and rubbing it with a third finger.

2) Clitoral stimulation

"Dancing with those guys really got me worked-up! I am going home to tweak the bean!"

or:

"Dude, it's so easy to give her an earthshaking nut! Just be sure to tweak the bean, and she'll cum all over the place!"

by richard vendor October 22, 2012