Barber Talk

When someone is talking a load of nonsense.

That's a load of Barber Talk

by CoasterNemo January 20, 2020

Full Barber

Getting so drunk that you throw up in the bathtub

I went Full Barber last night.

I only want a few drinks tonight, I don’t want to go Full Barber.
Don’t go in the bathroom. He’s going Full Barber in there.

by Justmee2 April 9, 2019

Prison Barber

On the prison hierarchy, prison barber is far from the top. Although it is more respectable than a prison bitch, mail carrier, or license plate maker, it still will not keep you safe from the occasional ass rape. If I am being honest, no job grants you respect in jail. The one thing that separates prison barbers from the rest of the working inmates is the fact that they are closely monitored by guards. Due to the wide variety of razors and scissors prison barbers possess, the guard at these penitentiaries will be on high alert, often hanging out with prison barbers for hours on end. With such close contact to guards in jail, other prisoners could see them as snitches or a suck ups.

So, instead of working long hours cutting hair, being insulted and threatened constantly by other inmates, and being closing watched by guards every waking minute of the day, just grab your favorite color bandanna, and join a gang. That will earn you respect, and make you less likely to get ass raped. The only down side is that you are less likely to get parol.

Tyron: Hey Leroy, cut my hair, bitch.
Leroy: Alight, son. Sit down.
Tyron: I seen you talking to those guards Leroy. You snitchin?
Leroy: Don’t be accusing me of shit like that.
Tyron: Shut up, prison barber. Meet me out side the lunch room after y’all cut my hair. I got some shit I want to shove up your ass.

by Bubba the Gimp April 4, 2022

sleep barber

to cut anothers hair, eybrows or beard as they sleep

she didn't like her husbands beard so she sleep barbered it off

by sn13 May 6, 2011

isabelle barber

amazing human being

lovable

caring
1000/10

an amazing friend

isabelle barber is amazing

by www.tiktok.com June 24, 2020

Nude barber

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Yo look at the nude barber

by Sol omnia regit March 14, 2022

Ass Barber

Someone who cuts or shaves ass hair for a living.

Shut up Byron. You're such an ass barber.

by Brent Jarvis November 8, 2008