Texessive

every thing is bigger in Texas in an excessive way

the 'every thing in Texas is bigger' motto has gotten so excessive now that it can only be described as Texessive

by bjc/arc December 3, 2011

sloth texter

Someone who takes so long to respond to a text that you start to question if they are alive.

When i text June he is such a sloth texter i always wonder if he died

by Kk that girl March 2, 2017

Texterina

Texterina

One who holds the ability to text with amazing grace and accuracy. They use the tips of their thumbs like a ballerina uses the tips of their toes.
Texterinas generally flaunt their skill by keeping eye contact with someone while typing a message.
When used to describe a male, texterina is a derogatory name, usually associated with feminine qualities.

Jen- I went on my first date with Bill last night. But all night he was a texterina! I swear his thumbs were blessed by gods.

Laurah- Dump him.

by Laurah:] April 15, 2009

textercising

The act of sending text messages whilst exercising

I was on the treadmill textercising yesterday because i was bored with just running.

"running is so boring" "have you tried textercising?, its great , you can text and run at the same time !"

by raymaas February 17, 2010

texterbating

verb -

texting (such as on a cellular phone) continually while in the company of others, ignoring said company.

I went home on winter break to see my family, and my little sister was just texterbating the whole time. I barely got to talking to her.

by uncarvedblock89 July 11, 2010

texterbate

verb -

to text (as on a cellular phone) while in the company of others, ignoring all else.

I thought about asking my friend Tom to go to the movies with us, but I knew he'd just sit next to me and texterbate the whole time.

by uncarvedblock89 July 11, 2010

sausage texter

a straight male who texts another straight male strictly for a converstaion or to just "talk".

Dylan: Hey buddy :)

Jake: Dude are you serious?

Dylan: What do you mean? :(

Jake: Im not a sausage texter bro. You know this.

by Jim Richalds. September 16, 2009