The balls that women freeze off when they climb into cold waters. Women don't have testicles so we need something to freeze off besides our breasts because that would be saddening for both sexes. The moment when you get your groin area submerged into the water and you must stop and breath those are your theoretical testicles falling off.
When she cannon balled into the water, you could see her theoretical testicles shrivle and fall off.
by Electric Llithium (KillJoys) July 29, 2011
Get the Theoretical Testiclesmug. A pseudonym used for the company “Lancer Tactical” that make airsoft products. The name came about due to the consistent unreliability of their Airsoft guns.
Lancer tacticals are about as reliable at firing as a Cancer Testicle is at nutting, and they both shoot equally far
by TheeScribe April 30, 2020
Get the Cancer Testiclemug. Dude, I thought my left nut was hanging out of a hole in my undies, when I reached down, all was is place, I guess it was just a testicle illusion.
by M.E.A.T October 2, 2020
Get the Testicle Illusionmug. For those who like to add crude meaning to an otherwise unoffensive term - "third wheeling"
Just like a pair of wheels, a third testicle will stand out, and should not be around(in most cases)
Just like a pair of wheels, a third testicle will stand out, and should not be around(in most cases)
a) Oi, Pete, whose the third testicle?
b) Bobo hooked up with some chick, so i started third testicling
b) Bobo hooked up with some chick, so i started third testicling
by Third Testicle August 3, 2009
Get the Third Testiclingmug. It's complicated; When you cum on or near the hair on your crotch, don't clean it up, and you do not take a shower in a day, you get tropical testicles. This also occurs if you cum, don't clean it up, and engage in exercise. It gets its name by the tell tale sign of this ailment; Hot, humid crotch stink.
Jonathan: Yo dude come check this out!
Michael: No way, I can smell your Tropical Testicles from here!
Michael: No way, I can smell your Tropical Testicles from here!
by ZAAAWMBEEEZ May 29, 2021
Get the Tropical Testiclesmug. by M Chambers December 11, 2006
Get the testicle teamug. (noun)A common condition in males that develops when when the temperature is soaring and the humidity is high.Gooch, ass and ball sweat drown the testicles in a pool of sweat forming testicle soup.
Ever since Sam moved to Atlanta, his fatass has generated enough testicle soup to feed a starving village in Ghana.
by horses July 13, 2006
Get the testicle soupmug.