by JoJoKarissa March 23, 2014
The balls that women freeze off when they climb into cold waters. Women don't have testicles so we need something to freeze off besides our breasts because that would be saddening for both sexes. The moment when you get your groin area submerged into the water and you must stop and breath those are your theoretical testicles falling off.
When she cannon balled into the water, you could see her theoretical testicles shrivle and fall off.
by Electric Llithium (KillJoys) July 29, 2011
Dude, I thought my left nut was hanging out of a hole in my undies, when I reached down, all was is place, I guess it was just a testicle illusion.
by M.E.A.T October 02, 2020
Bro 1: Damn, I just took the worst shit of my life yesterday!
Bro 2: Was it a turd testicle?
Bro 1: Yeee maan...
Bro 2: Was it a turd testicle?
Bro 1: Yeee maan...
by jenny56868 August 10, 2011
It's complicated; When you cum on or near the hair on your crotch, don't clean it up, and you do not take a shower in a day, you get tropical testicles. This also occurs if you cum, don't clean it up, and engage in exercise. It gets its name by the tell tale sign of this ailment; Hot, humid crotch stink.
Jonathan: Yo dude come check this out!
Michael: No way, I can smell your Tropical Testicles from here!
Michael: No way, I can smell your Tropical Testicles from here!
by ZAAAWMBEEEZ May 29, 2021
by M Chambers December 10, 2006
(noun)A common condition in males that develops when when the temperature is soaring and the humidity is high.Gooch, ass and ball sweat drown the testicles in a pool of sweat forming testicle soup.
Ever since Sam moved to Atlanta, his fatass has generated enough testicle soup to feed a starving village in Ghana.
by horses July 13, 2006