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Terranaut

As an astronaut is to the space program, the terranaut is to living on the earth ... only snootier.

A pseudo-profession that any of us can claim to have.

It sounds real if you say it with a straight face.
You are at a bar and the girl you're trying to pick up asks, "So, what do you do?"

In the past you've used, "I'm a doctor (or pilot, NFL Quarterback or other professions you're NOT) to impress her to get into her boudoir.

They don't work on today's savvy single. Besides she may BE a doctor, or pilot, or other professions ... and actually KNOW an NFL Quarterback. Getting busted sucks.

Tell her, "I'm a terranaut working in the private sector, now. The work is exciting, but dangerous. In fact, the reason I'm in town is to escort my (friend, boss, replacement, government inspector, etc) back to the jobsite. I'm leaving tomorrow. For security reasons I can't say more about that.

But what about you? What do you do?"

This makes you sound (1) interested in her, (2) like you used to work for the government. (3) The job is a little dangerous and (4) very mysterious - things that attract women. Also, the bit about you leaving make the one-night-stand more acceptable.

Man - you're in like Flint, now!
by The REAL Bambino September 9, 2010
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Terranova

the awkward situation involving three males sticking their testicles in each others assholes while shouting "Gung Ho!" several times.
Dude, rainer, sean, and i were having a terranova last night. For some reason my balls fit in their assholes with no trouble at all.
by Michael Bordes January 12, 2008
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Terryn

Synonymous with Karen; A loud and annoying girl in your freshmen year band class that likes to sit in the corner and draw. She boasts her incredible clarinet playing skills but is mediocre at best.
Kid: Woah, you're so cool, Terryn.
Terryn: CALL ME TJ!
by FaggitConko69 October 24, 2019
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Terranced

The act of one person directly farting on another's body part.
"Yeah, she definitely Terranced my dick last night."
by G. the Greek November 4, 2013
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teryanne

smart, awesome and cool.... also is Asian and is totally awesome like that... people who are like teryanne is a awesome singer and dancer..... everyone who is teryanne is a awesome twerker as well.... teryanne's know how to rule the world and also know how to make the hips move....
she also has a bad side too..... not only is she good in bed, but knows how to turn other people on........ i love teryanne's
Teryanne's are awesome and I totally want to be one!!!!!
by kaykayforeva27 April 12, 2014
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Terran

A Delusional man who thinks he the superior than others.
Terran believes that he got torture by the government.
by thanhtheasian August 23, 2021
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Got Terranced

The act of getting bamboozled by a blatantly obvious Transgendered male.
Rico went to a suspect party on 6 mile and Woodward and got terranced like a muthaphucka.
by Mr. Shenanigans March 4, 2016
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