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drunk texting 

A modern derivative of its cousin, drunk dial-ing, this involves sending text messages via cell phone to friends, girlfriends, sluts, just friends, etc., while in a drunken stupor.

Typically it is used on a desired member of the opposite sex, that is normally not desired during sober hours. This lame attempt to arrange a booty call results from the cowardice of the drunk texter, who fears actually making the drunk dial.
That grease monkey keeps drunk texting her every weekend at 2am.
drunk texting by DougCrow January 3, 2006
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testing waters 

SELLING MY SHIRT FOR 5 BUCKS OBO TESTING WATERS.
testing waters by J.x3 May 3, 2012

Cake Texting

a more inconspicuous way to talk a female, rather than regular caking on the phone around all your homies, cake texting can be silent conversation along with button mashing on your phone.
Rich:why are you mashing your buttons over there?
Andy:nothing just texting
Rich; you seem excited, seems like cake texting to me!
Cake Texting by Ya Boy Trax June 6, 2010

Testing me

Stop testing me before I kick yo ass
Testing me by Dkgvuvusf March 21, 2017
To try the patience of a certain individual who you know can't be tried son.
Alex, if you don't stop testing Jessica, she's going to burn your face with a bagel!
Laura: *grrbalghgb*
Michelle: Oh shit, Laura is going into Socioshock! Quick somebody get her a texting!!!
Texting by M3ta February 14, 2009

Texting Illusion 

A reference to when somebody pulls out their cell phone in front of their friends and acts like he or she is texting to give the illusion that he or she is cool, popular, and important.
"Everyone thinks Jenny is so cool and popular because she is texting all the time. But its really just a texting illusion. She never texts anybody."
Texting Illusion by Haywood Giblomi February 16, 2009