taxi for Brown

Humerous witticism used in order to deflect criticism from the fact that you have just let rip with a stench that would choke a monkey to death. Generally used as a witty riposte by the educated whilst in polite society.

Charming old Colonel - "good God what was that noise?"
Wilde - "I was just calling a taxi for Brown my good man"

by Taylor Durden April 22, 2006

Fake Taxi

porn where the taxi driver has sex with the customer at the back of the taxi (great thing to wank over)

did you guys see the episode of fake taxi where he did a titty wank. that shit got me horny!

by TheManWithTheLargeWood October 10, 2018

TAXI CAB

Similar to the "shocker". Instead of 2 in the pink and 1 in the stink. There's 1 in the pink (the taxi driver) and 2 ini the stink (the passengers)

I gave Brady's mom a taxi cab last night.

by tbiddle May 30, 2006

Taxi Roulette

When you get to a cab office and there is no taxis and nobody in the office. Get on the radio and shout

"ALL UNITS BACK TO BASE"

The fastest taxi back to the office will win your custom!

Not only will this manovere get you home fast and safelty it will also win admiration from your peers!

Cox - Oh you fucking shit cunt wanka theres no taxis?

Farnsworth - Never fear james i shall hijack the taxi office and play taxi roulette!

(Taxis come flooding back to the office)

Cox - You really are my hero, please will you cleveland steamer me when we get home!

by Coxworth August 22, 2010

waxy taxi

When someone enters a taxi to find the interior coated in seamen.

“Bro I’m taking an Uber last time I used a taxi it was a waxy taxi”

by Shrimpyjibs January 2, 2021

taxi dump

The act of defecating in a taxi cab.

John forgot to drop a deuce at the club, so he was forced to take a taxi dump on the ride home.

by libo777 May 19, 2023

Taxi talker

A person that cuts you off by starting to talk while you having a conversation with them or when you are addressing a group that they are part of

A taxi talker can be defined as somebody that interrupt the conversation while you are talking to them

by Macrackels November 24, 2022