swole mole

An extremely muscular and short person.

Tom: Dude, did you see Gary? He's been hitting the gym it's just a shame he can't get taller.
John: Mate, he's a swole mole.

by Sevarle March 28, 2015

Swole Hole

A puffed vagina or a inflated dick hole

Bro, I was crushing some puss the other night and I left her with a swole hole.

Sunday brunch conversation: omg he must have an std since he has a swole hole

by AlisaDallas May 31, 2018

swoned

The past tense of swone. The act of swooping in with a boner and stealing someone's girlfriend. Also used in terms of sex. Swooping in to have intercourse with another before a friend has that chance.

James held Eric's interest in Helen at complete disregard and swoned her.

by jafus January 19, 2006

Soledad O'Brien

An extremely talented and hard-working person on CNN. She hosts Starting Point in the morning and sometimes fills in for other CNN hosts at night like Anderson Cooper. In other words, she is extremely amazing. She is married to Bradley Raymond, director of some Disney movies like Lion King 1 1/2 and Pocahontas II.

Guy 1- Hey, were you watching Good Day New York this morning?

Guy 2- No way! Starting Point with Soledad O'Brien was on! I watch it everyday!

Guy 1- OMG! I know her! She filled in for Anderson Cooper for an entire week last August!

Guy 2- She's wonderful!

Guy 1- IKR!

by I Love AC September 26, 2012

Sittin on swole

When you are full after a very big meal. And you just sit there...yeah.

"Damn, That was some good food. It got me sittin on swole."

by Konohamaru October 23, 2007

Swole

To be jacked or buff as shit. Having muscle on top of muscle and being big.

Emmanuel: "Aldo your not swole!"

Aldo: "I'm swole! I even look swole in this extra large tee"

Kevin: " Yeah he's swole as shit!"

by Swolebayi December 1, 2010

stoled

The past tense of stole when meaning to punch or injur someone.

Man did you see that fight? That guy got stoled on.

by foshacka_8238 May 9, 2009