spinalbiafalitis

A very serious back ache with restrictive arthritis like symptoms extending from the neck and shoulders down the spine to the lower back and hips. This condition is usually the direct result of extended sedintary horizontal activity such as horizontal folk dancing.

Sorry boss, I can't come in today, my spinalbiafalitis is flaring up again.

by PMSQueen February 7, 2010

spinal perplexia

A very rare spinal disorder that is identified and diagnosed only by the person who is afflicted. Most often found in hypochondriacs and people who have Munchausen's disorder, even doctors are puzzled by the illness, as the doctor can not find anything wrong with the patient but the patient insists there is an issue.

My cousin says she has a rare disease, even though the doctors say there is nothing wrong. Must be spinal perplexia.

by amywarhol September 4, 2016

swina

Sweaty vagina

This girl has swina

by Miss swina August 3, 2017

swindle fever

a metal state of mind or a state of being mentally mindfucked in which one will never recover.

whats wrong with ken he looks like a junkie riding a needle ?
he's got the Swindle fever.

oh no - no .

by gristletoe August 17, 2017

Spinal

When another person's spine is protruding and pressed against your body. This also applies with elbows and knees.

As Charlotte pressed her body back against Nick, he could feel her skinny, bony frame poking into him. "Charlotte, you're so spinal!"

by The Little Bear February 16, 2018

Spinal clacker

Slamming a person to the ground and applying trauma to the spine.

I was in a bar fight and slammed the bouncer to the concrete and caused a spinal clacker.

by Whisker Biscuits December 19, 2019

spinal cord

a salty, crunchy and scrumpcious slurpy type of snack you can eat in the bathroom while youre having diareeha

-what are you eating
-just my cats spinal cord because its furry
-ok
-do you wanna try some?

by modaphuqer January 22, 2020