swarthy sea captain

an ugly or haggard person.

one who has been rode hard and put away wet.

"there goes that mangy old hooker. man, is she a swarthy sea captain or what?"

by Amy Christ April 29, 2005

swashbuckler

Like a gunslinger, but with a sword, and is a Pirate.

Orlando Bloom plays quite the swashbuckler in Pirates of the Carribean

by jcurry88 May 14, 2008

Sparshed

when you get so fucking smacked that you need 2 people to tie u down but not in a gay way

person1: "sparsh got sparshed last night"
person2: "again?"

by vansandart November 2, 2019

swarthily

Another word for sincerely, used by Bubs' Concession Stand.

Dear Mr. Bad,
This constitutes your final warning. Please remit payment of three dollars and sixty-two cents, or you will be turned over to a "cut off your toes" -style collections agency.
Swarthily,
Bubs' Concession Stand

by SMD August 21, 2004

swashbuckler

Wicked cool pirate sword type guy

Man, that's one wicked cool pirate sword type guy

Yeah, he must be a swashbuckler

by Sinship June 12, 2005

swashbuzzling

The action of intensely and rapidly stimulating the clitoris with the tip of ones fully erect penis.

oh oh OOOHHH AAAHHHHHHH... FUCK that swashbuzzling made me come like a fucking freight train.

by SickTitties July 8, 2011

Starshook

Like star struck but better and more shook

I am starshook when I see a celebrity

by Yolkbomb August 18, 2017