Suicide

Liberation.

Usually happens when people treat you like absolute shit for far too long and when you can’t take it anymore.

Homophobe: “Dude, what?! You should kill yourself, faggot. You have no game. No one likes you... and you confuse straight men for gay men all because they’re staring at you and blushing when they get caught looking at you.”
Gay man: *shoots himself in the head after hearing this word/insult for the 100,000th time in his life — he’s only been alive for 8,979 days. He’s tired.*

Other options: overdosing (can be painful), cutting oneself too death (will be extremely painful), jumping off a skyscraper/bridge (will be very frightening and you can potentially regret the decision on the way down, but that might not be the truth considering how much pain is in this world), hanging oneself (it hurts a lot for a few seconds, but you’ll lose consciousness for a few minutes after your neck snaps), driving a car off of a cliff/into a lake/hard ground or smashing it into a wall (it could potentially leave you paralysed for the rest of your life and might make it harder for you to commit suicide), euthanasia (painless; illegal in most of the United States), gunshot wound to the head (probably the most painless and gruesome to leave behind for the abusers that pushed you to that point... they’ll probably just laugh at your corpse in the same way they laughed at you during their sadistic/selfish/hedonistic pursuits).

by Patricia Jenkins September 24, 2018

suicide drive

A dangerous or eventful excursion to a far distance with or without friends.

"Hey man, are you up for a suicide drive?"

"Sure, just let me pack."

by mancat September 12, 2016

Suicide Prevention Month

September is suicide prevention month. Make sure to reach out to your friends, family and loved ones and make sure they are okay and are doing good! If they aren’t, validate their feelings and see if there is any way to help. Also, don’t forget to also take care of yourself and your own mental health time month. :D

Person 1: Hey, it’s suicide prevention month!
Person 2: That’s nice to know, I must reach out to my sister and see how she’s doing.

Person 1: Me too!

by spaghettini tagliatelle September 2, 2021

Semester Suicide

Semester Suicide is taking a course load that will kill your social life and your happiness.

You're taking Organic Chem and Cal 2! That's semester suicide.

by The Chicken 2010 August 24, 2010

Cyber Suicide

When one deletes an account on a website for which one has developed a persona and status due to a specific incident or a general feeling of pointlessness over time.

I got so frustrated with the asshats on insert website here that I commited cyber suicide and deleted my account.

by FunGal_in_SoCal September 6, 2010

Suicide Party

A Suicide Party is a term used when acknowledging something awful that just happened. It is the easiest way to communicate failure on a local level, such as, in a group.

Literal suicide does not occur.

*Justin Bieber wins Artist of the Year*
Person A - "Dude, Bieber won Artist of the Year."
Person B - "Damn, suicide party?"
Person A - "Yep"

by Dis_Cleavage January 4, 2013

Suicide Hugging

Skydiving while holding onto a buddy.

"Hey, we're still going suicide hugging this weekend right?"

by Jenzino July 22, 2009