stubblenuts

the whiskery condition of my sack 3 days after a fresh scrote shave

Patsy has a rash on her chin from my sweaty stubblenuts, ahhh good times

by Dr. Clumpy Brownpuddin November 23, 2011

Stabittyduop!

/Stab'idē,do͞o'äp/

verb

- To stab someone with a random object that is not at all sharp.

1. (by itself) "Stabittyduop!"
2. (aftermath) "Man that guy just stabittyduopped me in the chest with a shoe..."

by PoopooFaceToilet April 3, 2015

stub one out

Expression: To have a wank or to jerk off. A quick act of solo sexual release.

Despite his mother confiscating his phone and banning internet access, young Jimmy still managed to stub one out over a single page swimsuit advertisement received in the junk mail.

by MurkyArmy January 5, 2017

stobile

A 'Stobile' is when a traffic manager/engineer designs a static/mobile hybrid work site... {Matic is what inbred southerns call it}

when a bell end of a project manager wants to work for the cheapest possible price they get you to design a 'Stobile'.

by B0m8A December 13, 2018

Stubbington

A small village near the shore, it is the upper class version of its shitty neighbour Gosport. Except here 70% of people are over 60 and completely hate everyone under 25. Stubbington unfortunately holds many stuck up too good for you teenagers, probably from the local private school. And at the other end also holds the druggies from Gosport. Don’t come here, unless you’re going to the beach, and even then teens are setting shit on fire at sea-field and pissing in the water at night.

Friend 1: He’s a total wanker, one minute he’s doing keys of key, next minute he’s finishing his degree in literature.
Friend 2: he’s definitely from ‘Stubbington’.

by Outhouse35 April 10, 2019

Bear stub

When somebody with extremely short hair puts up their hair.
It's not long enough to be called a pony tail... it looks more like a bear stub.

"Hey, your hair has grown out quite a bit since last time you cut it."

"Oh.. yeah, I can kind of put it up now.. just into a bear stub though. not a ponytail."

by forcefate February 7, 2010

Double Stub

When you stub your toe on someone elses toe, in turn stubbing thier toe at the same time.

Damn, I just witnessed a double stub in the locker room, it was funny. They were both hobbling around laughing.

by Man with many words November 6, 2009