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John Stossel

The only anchorperson who speaks the truth and isn't a soulless robot who only spurs out propaganda.
John Stossel is the only anchorperson I give full trust to.
by david smith, jr. February 14, 2008
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scrosexual

a person who is predominantly attracted to pre-op transsexuals or transwomen, someone who prefers transgendered people to women or men
I prefer transsexual porn to straight or gay porn because I'm a scrosexual.
by Scrotence Malone June 23, 2008
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stosseled

stosseled -v- past tense of "stossel" See entry below.

Stossel -v- to ask a short question, often of a skeptical nature, with an over-the-top imitation of John Stossel's voice and tone in a mock-serious manner so as to provoke the phrase (See first example). Oftentimes the question is no more than three to five words long. It is essential that the person watch some of the John Stossel specials to adequetely capture the mannerisms or verbal tones of John Stossel. It is essential that the person puts a horizontal finger or two under the nose in imitation of John Stossel in order to further give the impression that they are "stosseling". The nature of the word is similar to the word "pwn" or "own" though it is done more to provoke laughter than to pwn or own the person.

"stosseled" is a word that is derived from the last name of an ABC reporter named John Stossel. Upon watching one-hour series of "Give Me a Break", students from a high school in College Station started to use the last name of the reporter in the said series as a verb often to highlight a situation where a question is asked in a manner of John Stossel.
You got stosseled!

Person 1 (Whips up horizontal index finger across the bottom of the nose and uses John Stossel voice): "Isn't that greed?"
Person 2: "Well...er...maybe...yeah...but what I mean is-"
Person 3: "You just got stosseled!"
by Dae-Hyun Jin May 1, 2006
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sarostitute

A young, supple sorority girl seeking penis. Usually in her mouth.
Look at Sarah GO! One day she will make a fine sarostitute.
by usclone June 15, 2011
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sorostitute

along with the other fine definitions already posted, i would like to add 'A chick that goes to college on some easy, useless (social services or anything that applies to child rearing) curricullum; with the sole intent of finding a man who will eventually graduate and support her in the style to which she'd like to become accustomed'
stay away from that sorostitute, she thinks going down is something you don't do after college
by Badger Monkey June 10, 2006
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Stross

An athletic person who is good at every sport in which they participate, and an overall force to be reckoned with.
You are so good at sports Stross.
or
Yo, i want that Stross on my team.
by Stross August 16, 2006
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sorostitute

kelsey boyer has sorostitute swag
I saw Kelsey Boyer doing the stride of pride this morning from the Pike house to the Zeta house. That sorostitute is lucky greek village is small.
by tsm111 October 30, 2010
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