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straight edge

Usually meaning over weight, low self esteem, worthless, basically a leech on society, possibly big gay mohawk. These people consider themselves hardcore goth, punk, gangsta yet refuse to do anything mommy doesn't approve of. The men are usually afraid of the vagina or anything that could result in fun or backstabbers, and the women are whores still, they just attempt to hide it. Straight Edge is pathetic, and if you're straight edge, then you need to cut yourself.
Poser:I have an important announcement to make guys...I'm straight edge!

Mommy:That's good sweety, now let's watch Judge Joe Brown and bake cookies.

Poser:You know it momma, I'm hardcore X X.

Mommy:Watch your language son, it's scaring the puppy.

Poser:Sorry mama, let's go party!

Mommy:Too dangerous.

Poser:You're right momma, let's just pet puppy.
by XXSampsonXX October 24, 2006
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straight edge

An excuse to fight people and get dumb tattoos.
Did you see that guy at the show with the beer talking shit about your sleeve? Let's go beat him up because we're xtoughx and don't have to take that.
by Hayley Reno July 29, 2005
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straight edge

a common ploy used by teens in order to seem innocent, but in reality it is very much a paradox.
"Yo, I'm straight edge," John says as he is consuming his third bottle of gin that night.
by Kzilla May 8, 2005
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straight edge

Some one who thinks that they are so cool that they don't need drink, drugs or casual sex. they feel that they are above it.
why are you all drinking, im too cool for that. I'm so un-cool that im cool!
by anti-anti-emo May 25, 2005
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straight edge

So drugs. No drinking. No permiscuous sex.
That's the basic straightedge. The other shit is hardline.
Dood I'm so straight edge, I don't drink or smoke.
by erika love. June 26, 2006
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straight edge

Those pussies that are afraid to have any fun in life. They think it makes them "cool" by abstaining from drugs, alcohol, sex outside of marriage, etc...all the fun things in life. They also tend to be vegetarian or vegan. Come on. Submit to peer pressure. Don't be afraid to have a little fun every once in a while other than just beating off all day, you pussies. I used to be a vegetarian, but I realized how much of a bitch I was being.

They are easily picked out of a crowd by the numerous "X" (meaning "hardcore") and "V" (meaning "Vegetarian" or "Vegan") symbols that they have either drawn on themselves or, in extreme cases, tattooed on their bodies. They have yet to realize that they will regret said tattoos in a few years.
Nathan is straight edge and, but those "V" tattoos on the back of his arms make me want to punch him in the face.
by Yogi Bear September 26, 2006
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straight edge

A way of life commonly affiliated with the hardcore/punk scene. The early straight edge movement was supported by musicians such as Ted Nugent, Minor Threat, Uniform Choice, Cause for Alarm, etc.
Those that follow the straight edge lifestyle abstain from recreational drug use (straight edge extremists may not even use drugs for medicinal purposes), alcohol, and casual sex, therefore ensuring that they have a healthier, happier life. They are also strong-willed, smart, self-respecting people that prove that you don't need to mess yourself up to be happy.
Most straight edge people have complete disdain for hippies, stoners, smokers, alcoholics, and promiscuous people and see them for the weak-willed jack offs that they really are. Remember, ganja kills!!
A common straight edge sign would be: sXe. Straight edge people also may be seen crossing their arms across the front of their bodies with black X's drawn across the back of their fists.
Stoner: Hey, man, you wanna go toke up???
Straight Edge Person: No, you fucking moron. I wanna live.
by str8egdeanarchist92 February 4, 2008
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