im still bored

you really have nothing to do

im bored. im still bored. im so bored that i defined “im still bored”

by GnowSiuol September 16, 2020

Still better than Justin Bieber

When something is really really bad, but not as bad as Justin Bieber.

The band last night sucked, but they were still better than Justin Bieber.

by Bhutterfly02 April 19, 2011

Dumple Stiltskin

When you attatch a pair of stilts to your feet (Must be 3 feet or longer) and take a dump on somebodys head. Best if done to an unsuspecting victim.

I once saw Manute Bol Dumple Stiltskin on a man's head... WITH NO STILTS!!!

by Den Gilmanderson September 25, 2006

I still want to be friends

A sentence used while dumping someone. What it really means is that you two will still be friends, but nothing more. In other words, no more pussy.

Sean, I feel like my feelings for you have been fading. I shouldn't have said yes to you in the first place, but I still want to be friends. That's OK right? (gives innocent smile)

by SuPaPnOy2ReSQU June 15, 2004

Still-piss

When you take a number one in the urinal, some guy comes up to the one right NEXT to you causing you to glance over awkwardly. This creates a build-up of pressure on your urethra and you just freeze until the guy finishes and flushes. (at this point you should flush 4 seconds afterwards to avoid further awkwardness)

Dude: Hey man, I had a still-piss when that fat janitor took a number 2 in the urinal right next to me, i was dying of laughter on the inside.

Cashier: That's great...? sounds rather inconvienient...

Dude: just give me my receipt and stop going off in a tantrum about your urinal issues

Cashier: alright, alright... hey wait just a second...

by Emmurity June 23, 2009

spilt milk

(n.) A mistake that cannot be rectified.

There's no point crying over spilt milk

by Gumba Gumba May 26, 2004

"we should still be friends"

The most horrible words a male could hear when asking-out or breaking up with a female.

1)What girl says:I don't want to go out with you, but "we should still be friends"
What guy hears:I would rather torture you with the thought of going out with me and watch you writhe in anguish, because it makes me feel good about myself.
2)Girl:We shouldn't go out anymore,but "we should still be friends".
Guy:If we're still gonna be friends why the hell did we go out in the first place?

by Hartainian scribe August 4, 2007