garden-stated

To return to your home town for a small amount of time and then fall in love while your there.

Jason: How was Kansas City?
Brian: It was great! I was garden-stated by this hippie chick at this jazz club.

by ShawnL June 11, 2007

Confederate statues

Confederate statues are as much a part of American history, and what some would call culture, as Martin Luther King statues, whether people love them or hate them. Removal of one kind of statue and not the other isn't multiculturalism, it's one group claiming the park the statue sat on as their own, and it will never unify everybody.

As long as a country says one kind of history is okay as long as everybody likes it, but the other is not, the country will remain divided, since one group, or culture, as some would call it, doesn't really respect the other. That isn't multiculturalism, though America has always been a melting pot, and is made of many different groups of the same (human) race. If people have to remove, forget, or pretend something never existed (including Confederate statues) to validate themselves, they don't really respect it, they only respect their own group (or most likely self).

by Solid Mantis January 21, 2021

that's what she stated

because said is dead, the phrase 'that's what she said' became "that's what she stated". yes its kinda stupid but really funny to say after someone says, "thats what she said."

Guy1"hey dude, i like your shirt"
Guy2"that's what she said"
Girl"That's what she stated!"

by Shadow_Casters' Friend May 26, 2010

roman statue

the opposite of a boner

Me: Did you get a boner when the doctor examined your balls?
Boyfriend: No. She was a wrinkled middle-aged woman. I got a total roman statue.

by smugxleaf March 24, 2011

Statue of Liberty

The statue of liberty is perhaps one of the most disgusting and probably the most painful sexual position there is. If the girl is loose, then this can be a vaginal maneuver, if not it can be done analy. The guy takes his hand and punches it either into her pussy or anus, as far in as he can get it. Next, he ejaculates in her face. After that, he punches her in the eyes and nose. The girl on his arm makes the torch, the blood makes red, the sperm is white, and the eyes will become blue after being punched.
Red White and Blue, very patriotic.

I wanted to show my patriotism for America, so I did the statue of liberty with the president's wife.

by Jello March 16, 2005

Statue of Liberty

Beware of cheese-eating surrender monkeys bearing gifts.

Statue of Liberty should be renamed The Trojan Whore.

by fuck this fuckbucket commie country October 24, 2005

Statue of Liberty

When a male holds a lighter in a statue of liberty pose while doing a lady from behind.

I flicked my Bic and held it high while exclaiming Encore Encore!

by Gabe Allen May 6, 2005