United Statians

A word used to describe people from the United States without confusing them with people from South America.Also used when the word American cannot be thought of.

United Statians are some of the luckiest citizens in the world.

by Bam-Bam for Emily February 22, 2007

Stathakos

One who is incredibly wise. Also synonymous with 'boss', 'legendary', 'hero', and 'ambitious'.

Girl: What a Stathakos! I desire copulation-derived pleasure now.

Girl: I want to sexually recombine my chromosomes with you, Stathakos!

by ajvyem ifxkcd May 18, 2011

Jason Statham

British Actor but not your faggy tea sipping Brit. He's one of the baddest motherfuckers in the world. In fact, he's considered by many to be Chuck Norris successor for the "manliest man in the world" title.

One of the few dudes it's okay for straight men to have a crush on.

if you punch Jason Statham in the face, you will break your hand and dislocate your shoulder.

by BadassDude May 26, 2009

Dirty stats

When you share stats with your partner

Hey do I got the arrest, do you want the citation

Nah dawg. I don’t want those dirty stats

by Rollbt April 30, 2019

Statial Awareness

How 'in-tune' you are to the passing of time.

It's almost time for dinner, what are you thinking?

Dinner? Bitch, it's only 2 P.M., your statial awareness is all fucked up.

by Dracor July 25, 2011

statsdotzip

The Dopest Person Imaginable. nobody can top them

Bro your almost as good as Statsdotzip

by nobody5568 October 3, 2018

baller stats

Favorable regard gained with romantic interests, particularly when gained because of one's affiliations or basic demographic information beyond one's control.

Being from California gives her baller stats in Podunkville, SC.

Man, I wish I had baller stats like you got.

by K-Wheezle July 23, 2004