Staples

The ill-est office supply store ever. The people in the copy center are usually pretty mad, and the people doing stock are usually goofing off. Overall, a loving business.

J-Boogie wears her new neon eyeliner at Staples!

by KS-Boogie December 30, 2008

stapleton

a mooch or a person who takes more than they deserve.

that dude is such a stapleton

by Chris February 5, 2005

PROZACK STAPLE

A kick ass band from Skagit Valley, WA. Opened for Slayer during Jagerfest '04.

Awesome moshing music!

Dude 1: Did you see The Fray last night?

Dude 2: Fuck no! I was getting my eyes elbowed in a mosh pit at Prozack Staple!!

by arekushi July 1, 2008

Staplerred

the action of performing a drive-by style attack on coworkers in an office setting by rolling your chair past their cubicle and throwing large items such as staplers, hole punches, or paperweights at them to mark your turf or to intimidate them. can be accompanied by a terrifying battle cry or done by stealth attack.

dude, L just staplerred that new guy in the face! he's totally her bitch now!

by Chad Zappa December 5, 2013

Stalled Interview

When you tug one off in a bathroom stall before a big interview to calm your nerves.

I threw my tie over my shoulder, pulled my shirt out of my pants, dropped trow and nutted one out. Stalled Interview at it's finest!

by Dollhands June 4, 2016

Stapler

Jason Grace's love interest, competing with the brick for Jason's everlasting love - the most epic love triangle of all time

1: Jason x Stapler is my OTP!!
2: Stfu, he belongs with the brick!!!
1: NOOOO JASON X STAPLER!
2: BRASON!
1: STAPLER!!
3: Percy Jackson is such a gEnERiC, nORmAL fandom

by maytemei12 January 27, 2021

staplen

literally the most amazing person EVER I love them sooo much more than anything, words can't describe how much they mean to me, they're perfect and amazing I LOVE THEM SO MUCH

staplen u r the most amazing person ever don't ever think otherwise

by fetussatann best friend 👭 March 30, 2021