hairy starfish

noun: Slang for a woman's anus who prefers not to shave.

DUDE: How'd it go last night?

HOMIE: It was cool until she spread her cheeks and that hairy starfish winked at me.

DUDE: Oh man that's scary. Well, did you go on in?

HOMIE: Naw man, wasn't feelin up for a safari after all that Borski.

DUDE: You candy ass!!

HOMIE: Yeah I know, I'm worthless and weak.

by old balls January 10, 2008

brown starfish

1) asshole in need of washing; so dirty the skin becomes permanently brown
2) an asshole that is unsafe to fuck; puts you at very high risk for poop-cock

If not for her brown starfish, she would have felt my love in a whole new way

by RotNWang December 1, 2003

vulcan starfish clit rubber

The sexual act of inserting your little finger and ring finger in a girl's asshole, while at the same time putting your middle and index finger in their vagina, while at the same time massaging her clitoris with your thumb. This can be done while performing oral on the girl or as a stand alone act and can be done in an in and out motion.

I ate that girls pussy and gave her the old Vulcan Starfish Clit Rubber move and she came like a mother fucker.....

by H.A.R. September 13, 2007

Starfire

A Tameranian alien. One of the Teen Titans. Usually viewed as rather naive.

"Your Earth ways are strange to me. Tell me, what is this 'sofa' of which you speak?"

by Lomesir May 24, 2005

Dutch Starfish

The entrance of the male penis into the mouth of a wife/girlfriend when she begins to yawn during the first stage of sleep.
Girlfirend must then move all limbs in a shaking motion while gagging on male member.

Dude, I got my girlfriend to pull a Dutch Starfish last night it was AWESOME to see her gag and bounce around the bed. Who would have thought I could get my dick that far down during a yawn!

by snakefart1100 July 24, 2009

Dirty Starfish

The act of being tea bagged in such a way that the man leaves a brown star-shaped mark on the persons nose from his unwiped anus

Marla recieved a dirty starfish because I forgot to wipe earlier that night

by Andrew February 11, 2003

staffie

The free drink/s you get after working at a bar.
The free meal you get after working at in a kitchen/restaurant.

"I stayed back for a few staffie's after work."

by Diego September 3, 2003