squinchy faced

people know words to define people who are stoned such as stoned,high,ripped,baked and sometimes really really fucked up but i have a better word, squinchy faced.

Last night that guy at the concert was so squinchy faced he fell off the top of the stadium bleachers and broke both legs and neck and he landed on a baby and a rabbit holding a baby duck.

by slick slider February 10, 2010

Squanch

A shit (n)
The act of deification (v)

“I gotta take a Squanch” - Gary
“That was a Top10 Squanch right there” - Fish

by DaSquancher August 21, 2018

squench

Squench, verb: To squat down low to the ground while farting in an attempt to hide the stench.

"William, did you just take a knee? No, I was squenching and you're lucky I did because I had a big bean burrito for lunch."

by P.U. Willy January 27, 2014

squanch

To steal or act of stealing "squanch". someone who bums aorund other peoples places of residence unwantedly, eating their food and smoking their weed.

That mother fucker squanched our nuggets.
The guy on the couch is a squanch

by nugget master March 7, 2008

Squench

While I'm sure the above one is true, it is also the act of massaging a cock hotdog style with your ass cheeks

see the tokyo shuffle

We were doin the shuffle but she couldnt squench hard enough

by xhollywoodx January 11, 2006

Squanch

Dirty hairy nasty blown out vagina

That Bitch's Squanch is Gnarles Barkley

by TVICH March 17, 2017

Squanch

The word squanch has a similar meaning to words like: whammed, hench and dench. However, if you are squanch you are also quite likely to be aggressive or on piss/violence. It will often be used as a compliment amongst the mandem.

"Oi, you ain't even squanch blud"

"Nah I heard he on gang, swear he bare squanch aswell"

"My YG is squanch bare man saying he on piss still"

by Abdi Is A Jeg January 6, 2019