Vibe Squash

Vibe Squashing is the act by which a person removes a negative topic from conversation by stating: Vibe Squashed. Typically, the scenario will involve illicit drugs and be used as a measure to prevent negative vibes from manifesting themselves into uncontrollable paranoia, but this does not have to be the case, and a vibe squash can be used in any social setting where negative vibes may exist. Once the vibe squashed is an accepted term amongst the group, any member of the group can interject the conversation with vibe squashed and the conversation must start anew.

Bill: Yo, what if the cops come or something while we're doing all these drugs, or something.

Ted: Hey man, vibe squashed.

Jake: The weather outside... Is weather.

Vibe Squash by vibesquashed August 25, 2013

Butternut squash

A sexual act where penis is inserted into her vagina while simultaneously inserting your nut sack into her butthole

“My girlfriend went vegetarian so instead of giving her meat, I gave her the butternut squash”

“Bro my girl loves this new thing called the butternut squash!”

“Girl you need to eat more vegetables! Have you ever tried the butternut squash?”

Butternut squash by SkinnyMJ August 13, 2019

Hot Squash

When a man tucks his penis in between a girls bum cheeks when spooning, to warm himself up.

"Roll over love, I fancy a hot squash"

Hot Squash by S Kendray February 3, 2013

Beijing Squash 

What you are about to be. (Predictive of a fight.) When someone is about to fight and they are predicting a fight.

Dave, "Ever heard of a Beijing Squash??"
Clint, "No??"
Dave, "You fittin' to be one."

Beijing Squash by Bejing Squash February 6, 2015

lemon squash 

Australian slang for a XXXX Gold, a perfect refreshment after a long hard days work. Often used in child friendly media to avoid references to beer or brands.

Tradie 1: Fuck me, whens smoke-o?
Tradie 2: We'll grab a snag from bunnings on the way, dont worry mate
Tradie 1: Can't have a lemon squash at bunnings though mate
Tradie 2: A bit early for a lemon squash dont you think?
Tradie 1: Dunno what you're talkin about, i started at 20 to 8 this mornin.

lemon squash by fcknbobfrank October 25, 2018

What the squash 

A term used as a reaction to events, instead of using the overused expression what the f**k

"What the squash are you doing in the fridge!?"

What the squash by REALLYTHdudE April 12, 2020

dirty squash 

A lap-dance from an overweight, usually hairy, and rather scantily clad, man. Usually purchased as a joke at Bachelorette parties for the future bride-to-be.

We bought Trish a dirty squash for her party. She was soooo grossed out when he came out in a g-string!

dirty squash by Sam Ardin September 10, 2010