Squatch Trucker

A large terrifying truck driver. Squatch’s are easily identified by their unkempt facial hair and large stature. Squatch’s have been known to cause loss of bowel and bladder function in people who challenge them. Squatch’s are also famous for their putrid flatulence, likely caused by the poor diet available to truckers.

The Driver became terrified and shat himself when he angered the Squatch Trucker at the fuel island.

by Bigdummie April 17, 2021

Squamtch

A very squishy blob, similar to that of a blob fish. Residing in squamtch land, squamtches are very kind, sometimes called squelches

Bilal was such a squamtch today

by Notasqumch July 4, 2021

Squatchy

Squatchy, short for sasquatch aka big foot. Meaning to believe in the possibility of amazing creatures and to hold oneself in high esteem. Believing in oneself and the conservation of sasquatch habitats. Sasquatch lovers usually enjoy forest bathing, being elusive, and are super kind hearted.

Stay squatchy my friend!

by Zazzy January 25, 2023

buzz squanch

squanch: To stop, put down, or generally put an end to something.

Buzz squanch: a person who just ruins a good time because they suck.

" God john is such a buzz squanch, whenever he comes around he turns on the lights, throws out the beers, and sends all our good pussy home"

by arock July 21, 2014

papa squatch

Papa Squatch is a awesome individual who has his own personal style. He can sing and was given the nickname for having big feet.

Papa Squatch is the best person to be around.

by KZella December 1, 2015

Grip the Squatch

The act of becoming so fucked up you have intercourse with the ugliest girl at a party unbeknownst to you until the morning.

"Dude I was so fucked up at that party last night."
"Yah I know, you totally gripped the Squatch. Never grip the Squatch."

by Squatch inc. May 16, 2016

Oregon half-squatch

when a lady has a shaved vagina but hairy armpits

dang, Willow, nice Oregon half-squatch.

by willowplaystheage December 11, 2018