spunky semambo

fat crossed eyed lady who eats children shit bc she can’t see probably she always gets doubled spunked on by her computer mouse cuz she thought it was her dwarf husband.

nah we do we have spunky semambo today

by fuckinghorny17yearold December 12, 2025

Spunky button

Where you purposefully aim your spunk into your belly button and leave it to dry. Then it is picked out and collected in a jar.

Hi James, how many spunky buttons have you got?

by Edward Ling September 27, 2017

Spunky Monkey

AN ABSOLUTE FAT ASS LIKE HOLY SHIT ITS MASSIVE, AND I MEAN MASSSSSSIVE

Gerald: "Herold, you got a nice Spunky Monkey!"

Herold: "Are you high?"

by xbot7564 June 30, 2024

Spunky unicorn horn

Masturbating in subzero temperatures where the ejaculation freezes on discharge forming what looks like a unicorn horn

It was so cold last night when I had some self loving I created a spunky unicorn horn

by Scruffypaws January 4, 2018

spunky squaw

spunk means jizz. squaw may be a name for female genitalia or a racist name to call indigenous american women.

"calling someone a spunky squaw is nasty".

by kachinah November 27, 2018

spunky

something that is really cool, opposite of spunky is zeeky

1: holy shit oneshot is so spunky!
2: i know right?
1: yay

by oneshotnikoafterbeer October 1, 2023

spunky birthday

The day in which James lies on his back naked in the middle of the street and allows passers-by to masturbate on him.

I went down town today for a spunky birthday

by spunky_bday November 21, 2010