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It's a Fork AND a Spoon
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Sporking

When you start off cuddling and spooning and end up having sex
Tina asked to be spooned but when Bill got a hard on, they ended up sporking instead.
by FtMyersArtist August 8, 2009
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Spork

The act of spooning that leads to sex from behind
by gibs-on January 4, 2008
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Sporked

Becoming owned beyond ownage. THE ULTIMATE OWNAGE!
You got sporked!

You totally got sporked!

Never spork the spork.
by Anthony Caggiano October 11, 2006
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Sporking

Refering to the act of sexual intercourse while in the "spoon" postion. Combining "porking" with "spooning" using a reference the to the eating utensil known as a Spork which is a combination of a spoon and a fork.
Our romantic episode of spooning turned rather naughty when I slipped her the tube snake and we started sporking!
by TRexroth November 11, 2010
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spork

A spork combines a fork and a spoon, sacrificing the functionality of both
I tried to use a spork to eat, but it just wouldn't work.
by Goldling September 14, 2008
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Spork

a straight girl (not a bi-sexual) whose attracted to lesbians but can never commit to the clam burger diet.
Gretchen is the spork of the group, she'll kiss Jane but she won't fuck her.
by Ralph Geebers January 25, 2011
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