spork

It's a Fork AND a Spoon

Best idea EVER thought up by man

by Sporkey the Spork of Sporkania June 25, 2005

Spork

The act of spooning that leads to sex from behind

dude! last night i just sporked that girl

by gibs-on December 11, 2007

Sporking

When you start off cuddling and spooning and end up having sex

Tina asked to be spooned but when Bill got a hard on, they ended up sporking instead.

by FtMyersArtist August 08, 2009

Sporked

Becoming owned beyond ownage. THE ULTIMATE OWNAGE!

You got sporked!

You totally got sporked!

Never spork the spork.

by Anthony Caggiano October 11, 2006

Sporking

Refering to the act of sexual intercourse while in the "spoon" postion. Combining "porking" with "spooning" using a reference the to the eating utensil known as a Spork which is a combination of a spoon and a fork.

Our romantic episode of spooning turned rather naughty when I slipped her the tube snake and we started sporking!

by TRexroth November 09, 2010

spork

A spork combines a fork and a spoon, sacrificing the functionality of both

I tried to use a spork to eat, but it just wouldn't work.

by Goldling August 27, 2006

Spork

a straight girl (not a bi-sexual) whose attracted to lesbians but can never commit to the clam burger diet.

Gretchen is the spork of the group, she'll kiss Jane but she won't fuck her.

by Ralph Geebers January 25, 2011