Sloosheded

the state of being so intoxicate that you are non functional, completely useless, or in other words a big paper weight.

Dude im so sloosheded, i ain't moving son.

by Dean and Max February 13, 2009

Shloosh

When a person screams very loud outside.

SaM just shlooshed outside.

by The Talented Clock Building June 16, 2018

douche splosh

an asshole of teh biggest order!

Rehman Malik is a real douche splosh for banning motorcycles from coming on the road in Karachi.

by distressedcivilian November 15, 2012

sloosh

To fap to Beethoven.

As I sloosh-ed, I saw such wonderful pictures.

by B-donic Prime January 16, 2011

splooch

the odd sound made by a large rock when it strikes water at a right angle.

The rock made a splooching sound when it hit the water.

by Anonymous November 7, 2002

Slooshle

The gentle splashing of whiskey (usually Gentleman Jack) upon the genital regions of a woman. This is widely believed to be a remedy for sore, worn vaginas.

Ruthie's vagina couldn't handle much more, but I gave her a slooshle and we were good to go!

by superduperduper January 20, 2008

Splosher

Someone who has a fetish of smearing food on themselves.

She poured pudding all over herself. She was a real splosher.

by wordzup October 16, 2008