sploog

sploog; to sling one feces at another bootyassshitcrappoopsexhole

Ryan Murray was splooged in the side of the head in isle 3 at MIchaels cause you know there shelves are full of shit

by thesaurus January 22, 2005

splooge

when a girl squirts but at the time she is having her period

shawn stepped in her splooge after mike had sex underneath shawn's bunk

by bitch nuggets May 30, 2007

Splooge

A splotch of any liquid that has stuck in the form it became in the action of splotching.

You are a splooge!
Your mom is a splooge!
Your sister is a splooge! What?!

by Bobb Dole February 5, 2008

Splooge

When a guy mispronounces spoof, but is to high to correct it. Just running with the freshly coined improper term like it's Normal and known.

Hey, Melissa and Ansley I made huge splooge in the bathroom come check it out! It starts inside and goes outside. Y'all gotta try my splooge and use it.

by Incorrect Individual May 4, 2016

splooge stick

When you ejaculate and the cum only dribbles out leaving you with a cum covered cock

Britney: Let me suck your salty splooge stick

by Jon Snoooow December 3, 2015

Splooge Knuckle

The act of masturbating and cumming on your knuckles and then punching someone in the face.

Trudeau really pissed me off so I gave him a splooge knuckle.

by Jpow September 14, 2018

Splooge Cheeks

Splooge Cheeks = Cum between the cheeks & makes it super sticky

I blew my load and then he flaunted his stuff without realizing he had major splooge cheeks!

After sitting on the toilet for quite some time, I realized the turd was stuck in my splooge cheeks.

by Alimew November 26, 2022