to Splenda

Verb: the act of reverse-pickpocketing, only using splenda packets.

The splendeer takes a small packet of splenda and inconspicuously places it in the pocket, shoe, backpack, etc. of an oblivious splendee. Hoods are cheating. Then, time passes and the splendeer asks the splendee, "Check your ___ ." The slendee then checks, and is dumbfounded as to how a random packet of splenda got into their underwear.

past tense: Splenda'd
present/ future: Splenda

Debbie: Check your right pocket.
Hiraldo: There is nothing there.
Debbie: Thats right! Check your shoe.
Hiraldo: Oh em geez to Splenda!!!
Debbie: MAHAHAHA

by umbrella3 January 31, 2010

splenda daddy

a younger version of a sugar daddy, a wanna-be sugar daddy, a sugar daddy in the making, or a guy who's not quite a sugar daddy b/c of lack of disposable income

girl #1 "So, he's flying you all the way to Miami just to see him for the weekend?"

girl #2 "Yeah, can you believe it? But he's not flying me first class..."

girl #3 "So what? It's gotta be nice having a splenda daddy!"

by dirtybitchkatie December 27, 2008

sperds

what a felcher belches

well sam I'll tell ya you shuld rinse those sperds you taste like ca

by John P Ursel February 15, 2008

splendidness

Glory

God purposed for humans to have a marvelous future splendidness.

by Hercolena Oliver August 28, 2009

splendour

Splendour Splendor is a given name for both male and female.
Splendour means; great glory or glittering.

Awake from the dust, shake yourself free and put on your garment of Splendour.

by Olivermicky October 10, 2017

Splendorful

Full of sunshine and wonderful happiness!

That is just so splendorful!

by Kiwi November 1, 2004

splenda

Fairly new artificial sweetener that some people think may be dangerous, but the Splenda people, of course, deny it.
What to do?

OMG what am I gonna do about my rash I got after eating splenda?

by Izzabehr April 10, 2005