An emotionless creature, drifting through life. Lacks basic communication skills and is adverse to talking and making friends. They also have a high affinity to dairy products.
by xXHymenAnnihilator69/420Xx March 29, 2019
Get the Scevan mug.Phil said "Todd and I are going to play a quick game of squash on my private course, why don't you have your driver drop you off here".
Rick responded "Phil chill with all that chip speak, you know I take the bus every where"
Rick responded "Phil chill with all that chip speak, you know I take the bus every where"
by Ben Franklins February 7, 2008
Get the chip speak mug.Speaking with extreme brevity, in the way of a news headline. A natural shift in language for the Gen Y gang who thrives on Tweets, Emot-icons, and Vanity Plates.
Instead of saying, "It has been discovered that Captain John Smith engaged in sexual relations with a Native Indian woman known as Pocahontas", I used my Headline Speak and said, "Captain Boned a Native".
by Slugworthy March 30, 2011
Get the Headline Speak mug.1. A person who writes, posts, or otherwise speaks stupid cliches in order to assist someone with their personal short comings.
2. Someone who is as fake as they come, who tries to evoke motivation.
2. Someone who is as fake as they come, who tries to evoke motivation.
Bob: Hey my girl just broke up with me.
Mr Helpful: Don't worry bro there are plenty of fish in the sea. If you love someone set them free, if they come back they're yours to keep. You cant count all your eggs before they hatch. It will happen when you least expect it.
Bob: Thanks but I don't need another fauxtivational speaker man.
Mr Helpful: Don't worry bro there are plenty of fish in the sea. If you love someone set them free, if they come back they're yours to keep. You cant count all your eggs before they hatch. It will happen when you least expect it.
Bob: Thanks but I don't need another fauxtivational speaker man.
by Ryan2her December 5, 2013
Get the fauxtivational speaker mug.when mama is on the front porch of the "single wide" yelling with the neighbor across the trailer park talking about how "sorry" her baby daddy is. she is using the redneck speaker phone.
i wish tonya and linda would quit using the redneck speaker phone , put more minutes on their pre paid phones and quit yelling to each other across the park, i bet everyone in the trailer park is tired of hearing the details of the ex cons they are both sharing in bed.
by fuckthathotass69 December 10, 2018
Get the redneck speaker phone mug.The way youtubers will typically censor themselves by avoiding swear words and certain topics to an absurd degree in order to not get demonetized because of YouTube's harsh system.
by Person1582962 June 7, 2020
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by TechnoAngel June 13, 2018
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