speeding tax

A small amount of money that you pay on occasion so you can drive as fast as you want all the time.

Today I saw the tax man behind me with his lights on to let me know o was due to pay the speeding tax.

by Put your finger in my stoma September 29, 2023

Speeding Ticket

This occurs when a dude, probably a virgin, is about to have sex with a chick but in his supreme excitement, blows his load before he even gets his pants off. In the case of the speeding ticket, the girl gives him a piece of paper with a penalty of her choosing written on it. The guy must follow the instructions or she will tell of his premature ejaculation.

Dude, somebody told me Gunther got a speeding ticket from Alyssa last night and she made him eat his cum. Fuck, what a tool.

by golferdude712 February 23, 2009

skelching

Extremely hot

Man, it is skelching out side!

by Mike August 22, 2003

Speechie

A teen who is overly active in talking to walls, talks to loud, has been known to be socially awkward, and is in a speech club.

Dude!! that person over is so weird and socially awkward. They must be a speechie.

by Aggie Zos-ehh March 3, 2011

speechify

v. -- to speechify is to incessantly, superfluously bloviate in regards to an issue that usually calls for more direct action (or a change of course).

President Bush's strategy to combat the Iraq war's unpopularity is to speechify. Maybe he'll realize how dumb a strategy that is after his party loses Congress in Nov. 2006.

by David31405 July 16, 2008

Sheeshing

(verb) Sheeshing is when someone does something very cool .

Sereen: I was sheeshing yesterday at the park.
Ash: Gawd damn!

by hhhhhhhhhhhhhhfhfufu April 3, 2022

skeeching

When an individual searches through their carpet for lost drugs (usually when high or coming down. often in an obsessive and/or neurotic manner

When skip ran out of crack he immediately started skeeching through the floor for hours

by britishknight March 12, 2015