Today I saw the tax man behind me with his lights on to let me know o was due to pay the speeding tax.
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Dude, somebody told me Gunther got a speeding ticket from Alyssa last night and she made him eat his cum. Fuck, what a tool.
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President Bush's strategy to combat the Iraq war's unpopularity is to speechify. Maybe he'll realize how dumb a strategy that is after his party loses Congress in Nov. 2006.
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