Spained

The act of a girl giving oral sex, followed by spitting the residue into the partner's eye and/or eyes

Teri spained George while he was watching the movie Animal House.

by Brando August 6, 2003

Shayne Ward

Shayne Ward is the 2nd winner of X Factor in 2005, his record label treats him like crap, but at least hes got an new album out this year called "Obsession". But after a few new singles he will probably be treated like crap again and not be back till 2014.

Shayne Ward is such an amazing singer and should be just as successful as Leona Lewis and Alexandra Burke.

by user2242 October 7, 2010

Spawned

To be created out of, like, nothing. Uusally reserved for description of evil or malevolent creatures. It has a negatiive connotation.

I was spawned on a damp locker room floor.

by Notorious D.O.U.C.H.E. September 26, 2003

cock spanner

A person that uses their genitals as a source of income!
The bread winner of the house (also a porn star) is known as a cock-spanner!

That Ron Jeremy (the famous pornstar) is a real Cock spanner!!

by Ryan Neil September 7, 2006

Spamnesia

Forgetting to check your junk folder for missing emails.

He forgot to check his Spam folder. He's suffering from Spamnesia.

by Hayes Ben Thompson July 2, 2008

Spanner

Given to an attractive girl.

That chick in the office is a spanner, cos every time she passes by she makes my nuts tighten.

by Diehard66 July 26, 2018

gnome sayne

"do you know what I'm saying" slang used by stoners/potheads(the cool people duh) can be answerd by "I don't gnome yer sayne" which doesnt translate back as easy but is basicly "i don't know what your saying"

Cole:i got a quarter bag 'o' chron biddy gnome sayne!
Trevor: i Don't gnome yer sayne don't be pinner

by cocamacolaa April 17, 2008