socom 2

See also-lag

1. The laggiest PS2 online game ever created.

2. Completely unrealistic game for PS2 in that the human head in online mode can endure 20 consecutive shots from a high-powered assault rifle. Also unreaslistic due to the fact that close proximity concusive blasts don't kill the opposing player instantly.

Fact: Nobody can truthfully deny this.

Socom2 can teach todays children that when they enter their first battle in WW3, it's perfectly safe to run straight into the enemy with only a 9mm and get head shots all the time without being nicked once by the enemies AK47s.

by Blasty2k September 1, 2005

socomtognar

California surfer version of KNARLEY

Yo brah check dem waves out?

shit brah they are so socomtognar

by Bobby Dayd May 29, 2010

socom 2

The guy above me still can't be good at SOCOM even though it takes no talent.

I don't like SOCOM 2 because I suck at it. I'd rather play Counter-Strike and beat off to Hentai

SOCOM 2 > urbandictionary.com

by Brooksie October 18, 2004

SOCOD

SOCOM and Call of Duty combined. Referring to how dumbed down SOCOM 4 is, and how codified it has become.

Jesus: "Hey are you buying SOCOM 4?"
GOD: "More like SOCOD."

by Mr. Wizenhymer April 16, 2011

Socom II

A fairly fun third-person shooter for the Sony Playstation 2 videogame console. It has very unrealistic physics including 1-hit kill knee shots and jumping off fairly tall objects and still being able to walk. Also, you can sustain multiple (20-30) gunshot wounds before dying. Online mode is the way to go, as long as you don't mind 10 year old kids who complain about every death and haven't hit puberty yet. Large selection of guns, although most have been renamed probably due to legal issues (i.e. H&K MP5=HK5, L85A1=IW-80, Styer AUG=STG-77).

Overall, a good way to spend some time, but just as bad as the craptastical Rainbow Six 3 for physics and realism.

Big 'N Tasty is the best on SOCOM II

by Joe Taco January 26, 2005

socom

Piss-poor excuse for a third-person military shooter. It sucks ass and consists of doing the same thing over and over again till you die or get your ass kicked, in which case, most players run like the pussies they are and do nothing but bitch about it.

Realism doesn't make a game good. Nothing proves that point better than SOCOM. if it didn't have the military connotation attached to it, it wouldn't sell for shit.

SOCOM SU><ORZ

Most of the people that play this game are shit-eating fucktards who care more about their rank in a shitty video game than maybe getting their asses tough enough to join the REAL Navy Seals.

by DasUberSoldat June 16, 2004

Socoloski

One who likes to drink in large amounts. Drinking is in control and not to be confused with the term "Alcoholic".
Any Liquor/Brew/Wine is preferred.
Sarcasm and humor found in dysfunctionality is common.
Careful, humor in dysfunctionality quickly turns to disgust when the U.S. State of New Jersey is mentioned. Although people and items that are no longer in New Jersey does not bring discomfort i.e. Chelsea Handler, Bruce Springstien.

I AM SOCOLOSKI!
What's up? I'm socoloski. And yes, I will kick your a** in beer pong.
Look at that intoxicated socoloski dancing all over the couch thinking they are Tina Turner!!!

by daFCUKisWRONGwithU August 3, 2010