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Smob

To drive very fast and aggressively pass someone you are racing/ following.
Did you see me smob that weak-ass 'vette?
by Shando January 27, 2004
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smorfing

Smorfing requires a female corpse that is a day or two old, and a partner. One person tries to put their entire mouth around the vaginal area, but whether he attempts to seal it is his own choice. When he is ready, his partner puts great pressure (usually sudden) on the abdomen, and the other gets a good mouth/faceful of the stagnant fluids that have accumulated in the area.
Me and Hank were totally smorfing this chick, and I had the most foul taste in my mouth you could ever imagine, and that's when the cops burst in.
by Revchu March 24, 2004
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Smorben

A Place, potentially a nightspot, frequented by obese lesbians for the express purpose of holding Rosie O'Donnell lookalike competitions. These competitions are usually riotously funny, with attending lesbians tending to "Lawl alot"
Memember the time at the smorben? Lawls alot!
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Cock Smore

Created by Jeffrey Dahmer in Milwaukee, WI while he was working at the chocolate factory.... Sliced up cock.. Ambrosia chocolate.. graham crackers.. The term was recently made popular in the Milwaukee area by the CSC (Cocksmore Crew). The term cocksmore is used by the CSC to define ignorant people!
Cock smore: Man my ex husband is a flippin cocksmore!!!!!
by Mz. Deva VP CSC July 19, 2009
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The Smore

When a girl is sucking your dick on her knees you jizz on the palm of your hand, then you rub your hands together and smack her with both jizz-filled hands at the same time to spread cum all over her face.
After I gave the girl the smore she had no idea what was going on.
by JoeVirus November 16, 2006
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making smores

when you shit on a graham cracker right before your buddy jerks a load of awesome sauce onto the poopie.
John and I had a great time at the movie and before you know it we were at his apartment making smores!
by Chip Winter July 23, 2014
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smore

a smore is when a black dude gets a 3sum wit a brown chick (hispanic, indian or caramel colored black chick) n a white girl (or a hispanic chick with a "white" complection or albino black chick)
yooo bruh i cant chill 2nite, im havin a smore.
by travjules June 29, 2010
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