(phrase) - similar to the male "suck my dick", smooch my cooch is slang for no way or fuck off. Also, it can be both a response to a command/request or a useful comeback.
1.) Wow, Kait said that about me? She can smooch my cooch!
2.)Hey Ma, smooch my cooch; i'll do my homework later.
2.)Hey Ma, smooch my cooch; i'll do my homework later.
by KTD 4L July 24, 2006
by Smoochmagooch16 March 23, 2010
When your female dog has been cleaning herself and soon afterward wants to surprise you with a big, cooch smelling kiss on the mouth.
by Beaver Skateboards October 4, 2009
(phrase) - similar to the male "suck my dick", smooch my cooch is slang for no way or fuck you. Also, it can be both a response to a command/request or a useful comeback.
1.) Wow, Kait said that about me? She can smooch my cooch!
2.)Hey Ma, smooch my cooch; i'll do my homework later.
2.)Hey Ma, smooch my cooch; i'll do my homework later.
by KTD 4L July 23, 2006
girls going out with you on a friends-only basis (or in the context of 'hanging out').
is appropriate for a first date. not so for later dates.
is appropriate for a first date. not so for later dates.
my friend set me up for a night of mooching without smooching with his cute sister. first night was great, but now it's starting to feel like free beers for her and blue balls for me!
by daveschappell October 30, 2010
(phrase) - similar to the male "suck my dick", smooch my cooch is slang for no way or fuck you. Also, it can be both a response to a command/request or a useful comeback.
1.) Wow, Kait Frankewich said that about me? She can smooch my cooch!
2.)Hey Ma, smooch my cooch; i'll do my homework later.
2.)Hey Ma, smooch my cooch; i'll do my homework later.
by KTD 4L July 23, 2006
- omg i’m totally gunna smooch dat cooch tonight with gina!
- wow good for you bro i can’t pull any girls
- maybe that’s cuz ur a guy in a lesbian bar…
- wow good for you bro i can’t pull any girls
- maybe that’s cuz ur a guy in a lesbian bar…
by ball.sucker December 8, 2022