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Regan Smashed

A state of inebriation, originating from the Mikhail Gorbachev scale of absolute inebriety, as a result of alcoholic consumption. In this case, the consumed volume is excessive. An individual who has found him/herself in this specific state will not know so, nor will that person be able to perform simple voluntary actions such as walking/standing, speaking comprehensively, or in extreme cases (although not uncommon) remaining concious.
Maverick to Rob: "Dude, Jeramiah is so fucking Regan Smashed right now..."
by ReganSmash April 6, 2009
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slashed

A word to describe extreme intoxication.

The word was discovered by the American alcohol specialist Evan Nelson, who, upon consumption of massive amounts of hard liquor, accidentally combined the words sloshed and smashed to describe himself.

Usually slashed would be used to describe someone who can no long make intelligent verbal comments.
"Dude, how do you feel?"

"DUDE.... I'm so... fuuuccckkkkk.... nyah.... slashed.....!"
by Evan Nelson October 13, 2004
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smashed

To be FUCKED off your head royally, after ripping down copious amounts of cones.
Man i was smashed stupid last night, i couldn't fuckin see straight!
by JuzzyDee October 28, 2003
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Face like a smashed crab

An ugly ass person with a face only a mother could love, usually used to describe dirty shanky ugly girls, a face so bad that if your dog had a face like a smashed crab, u'd shave its ass and teach it to walk backward
me: holy shit, check out that dirty hoe, I wouldn't touch that bitch with a 40 foot pole
some ramdom walking by: yeah fo sho', that bitch has got a face like a smashed crab.
2nd ramdom walking by: my cat breath smells like cat food
by Nate#13 September 21, 2005
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smashed out

1. A term used for a girl/guy to describe how awful they look after being used too much.

2. A girl slutting around too much and everyone knows about it.
Stephen: I see Jess with a different guy everytime I run into her.

Charlie: Yeah me too. Jess looks completely smashed out from whoring around too much.
by Joe Ureel April 7, 2009
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smashed on

when peoploe fight and one person beats the shit out of the other, usually in the face and head.
dan smashed on sergio in the fight last week
by Devin Reed May 1, 2005
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Smashed one out

Brandan smashed one out at the computer while watching MILF porn at 7am before any of his coworkers arrived at work.
by Nope not me October 18, 2018
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