PAP Smear

An event or situation that sounds just as good as getting pussy, but never really could be better than pussy. One can indicate an event is PAP Smear by placing ones index and middle finger next to each other and snorting them lenghtwise across and between ones upper lip and nose.

Yes! We're finally going to Disney Land. That's PAP Smear!

by lAl Encorre12 lPl February 26, 2011

Pap smear

N. A person who listens to bands with guys that sing like girls. A person who dresses within the trends of hardcore, emo, pop-punk or indie-rock.

This word is not a synonym for "emo." Rather, it is a word to describe everyone who would be considered, "emo," "hardcore," "scene," etc.

What a frign pap smear.

by Iskool McBob November 19, 2010

Pelvic Smear

Someone who rubs there pelvis up against something too much

He received a pelvic smear from rubbing his pelvis against the wall!

by Brett January 28, 2005

Shit Smear

A smear of shit left by one farting

You left a shit smear on the seat after that big ass mutha fucking rip ass.

by JiggaBoo Pie February 24, 2004

Smear and Steer

Jerking someone off while driving , jerking ex’s best friend off

If I get in the passenger seat you have to give me a smear and steer

by FatFactscaps May 28, 2021

Smear job

When you smear dabs on a bowl of weed

We don't have a rig should we just do a smear job

by 4skinners April 8, 2016

Kretzschmar Smear

The sexual act of being the top vertical person forcefully penetrating a person's anal cavity while voiding bowls into a third person's oral opening.

Dickberry gave those Smith twins the ole Kretzschmar Smear last night, I seen the video.

by Clermont Queer October 5, 2023