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I'm so so slogged

by Migwell July 26, 2017

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Pavlov's Log

The Magna Farta defines Pavlov's Log as the "conditioned reflex action causing one's Bomb Bay to start opening upon seeing a Restroom. From the famous Russian psychologist Ernst Pavlov, who rang a bell every time his dog done a Shit."

" I am sorry, Your Honour, that the Defendant has not yet appeared. He is not however absent in Contempt of Court as I am able to instruct the Jury that Pavlov's Log is held and recongized by the Court as Mitigating Curcimstances. In mitigation, my client has just called me by cellphone from the Courtroom Shitehouse with the message: "I'd give it another 10 minutes if I were you".

by bromp April 10, 2008

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slogic

(noun) A type of logic alternative that makes sense only if you don't think about it.

Bill: "I think we should go to see this movie something tells me this is going to be Awesome. Ted: "The last 4 were awful" Bill: "I can feel this will be good" Ted: "That sounds like some sound slogic there"

by Captain Ginyu May 28, 2011

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slogan

(slow·gan) noun
1. Phrase memorized by cult followers to insure the continuation of the cult.
2. Advertising gimmick used by corporations to get free advertising.
3. Phrases memorized by people who can not think for themselves.

1. AA uses the slogan "Keep coming back" because they want you in the cult forever.

by JR Harris April 17, 2011

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