Slimp

A slippery crimp hold in rock climbing. Something you don’t want to pull on when you’re runout from your last piece of pro, but it’s the only option so chalk up!

“Oh Jesus these hold suck”

*peels off and takes a whipper*
Yells to belayer: “that slimp was so freaking polished!”

by GayClimber April 27, 2025

Slimper

In rock climbing, a slippery, slopery crimp—the hold you don’t want to use but you have to. You can’t get good purchase on it.

“Dammit! I dry fired on that slimper again”

by GayClimber April 27, 2025

Rain Simphun

the funniest, sweetest, and kindest person i have met; i dont know what i would do without him.

He’s the sweetest, a real Rain Simphun

by foebeeC July 16, 2021