Swagger Jagger

Swagger Jagger.

A shit, pointless song with stupid lyrics made by Cher Lloyd

Me: You heard that song Swagger Jagger?
You: Yeah, it's fucking shit.

by BeZeee July 5, 2011

shagger

A British word, usually used by " the lads" to define someone who is
1. a bit of a ladies man
2. the soul of the party
It can also be used in sarcastic terms to define someone who is the complete opposite such as a bald, old wrinkled geezer.

" Im a total shagger! Poked a wifie in the pisher and got a blowie fae another!"
" Check out that old yin, wit a shagger! ha ha!"

by Ginga May 13, 2005

staggers and jags

Twitching, loss of balance and motor skills, and hallucinations caused by intense alcohol abuse; technical term is delirium tremens.

1. "And the cooks cleaned the kitchen with the staggers and the jags." -- Gillian Welch & David Rawlings

2. The barfly barely made it to the restroom through the staggers and jags.

by bluegrassfan December 23, 2004

Swagger Booster

A folded piece of paper in one's back pocket placed so that it is slightly visible used to draw attention to one's butt.

I use a swagger booster for the ladies so they check out my rump.

by Chilu November 29, 2011

swagger jacked

To steal one's swagger; copy or imitate actions, saying, or personal habits

Justin just swagger jacked Jon's sayings

by notDerekorCraig November 3, 2011

Poop Swagger

The type of walk a dog has right before they are getting ready to take a dump.

I was on the phone with my friend and told them i had to go. I could tell my dog was about to do his business because he had the poop swagger going on.

by SRE0510 December 22, 2009

Crab Swaggering

When fucking retards that all look exactly the same in a hard-core band squat down with their legs spread and shift from side to side while playing the bottom string of their bass or guitar. Resembles shitting your pants. Also, thrusting your head forwards and backwards is optional.

Guy One: Why are they all shitting their pants like that?
Guy Two: They aren't, they're just crab swaggering.

by CysCys March 14, 2010