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slapping each other's dicks

The opinion that a sales manager has about sales people swapping sales stories with each other when they actually should be selling and closing their prospects.
by Wordsmith expert USA September 12, 2013
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slapping the lizard

Whenever someone gets sexually aroused and feels the need to relieve themselves with the pleasure of "slapping" their "lizard".
by Lizard_man123 February 6, 2015
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Skipping the flump

When you do something socially unacceptable because you forget that there are people around. This is anything dumb that you would only do when you're alone, except you do it in public for everyone to point and laugh at you.
Scratching your balls in public is an example of skipping the flump

Person 1: Dude, stop scratching your balls in public
Person 2: Sorry, i just skipped the flump
by lonelyminnesotan April 16, 2015
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Skipping Breakfast

Skipping Breakfast: When they Kermit Sewerside

Kid1: “That kid Skipped Breakfast last week.”

Kid2: “Oh really? That’s sad.”
by PeenDifibulator October 23, 2019
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Slapping water

The definition of slapping water is swimming typically performed by swimmers
Let’s go slap some water slapping water
by Retnuh snomlas January 13, 2020
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Skipping The Office intro

An illegal act in which someone skips the intro to The Office.

Just as illegal as attempting to outpizza the hut
Hugh Mungus: I'm skipping The Office intro.
Chris P. Baykin: I'm calling the police.
by YeetSeat February 15, 2020
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Slapping ass month

In October people are allowed to go around slapping people’s ass’s and not get in trouble so girls/guys can slap each others ass’s
“Omg Jake Tyler just slapped my ass” - Anna
“Welp it’s October which means it’s slapping ass month”- Jake
by Gothgirlcliche October 6, 2020
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