by Mr Hip-Hop December 25, 2009
Jose is the biggest sketchy badger!
by REICHSTEIG January 12, 2018
The Sketchy Fingers is a tall, pasty white, balding humanoid creature last scene in the Washington DC area. Other noticable physical characteristics include long yellow fingernails, a terrifying 5'oclock shadow, and rancid feet.
The Sketchy Fingers get its name from its unusual habit of rubbing its scrotum and/or asshole, then immediately sniffing its fingers. This leads to the trademark Sketchy Fingers "confused" facial expression from which it is most recognizable.
This creature has a high sexual drive and will fornicate with nearly any size and shape of human female as long as it doesn't have to use a condom. It tends to court females by impersonating an Australian doctor but will also occasionally spit its teeth, although the latter method has not been used for some time.
Its eating habits include a wide variety of late night foods, ranging from pizza to leftovers from the fridge of the female which it just had sex with. The Sketchy Fingers has no natural predators (excluding male pattern baldness) but does generally shy away from competing with the African-American male in both athletic and female courting abilities. Notable defense mechanisms include deception, stealing, and intoxication.
Most attemps at capturing the elusive Sketchy Fingers have been futile, although there is rumor that it is possible to trap it using a large Tom Brady cutout and Stroke29 masturbation cream.
The Sketchy Fingers get its name from its unusual habit of rubbing its scrotum and/or asshole, then immediately sniffing its fingers. This leads to the trademark Sketchy Fingers "confused" facial expression from which it is most recognizable.
This creature has a high sexual drive and will fornicate with nearly any size and shape of human female as long as it doesn't have to use a condom. It tends to court females by impersonating an Australian doctor but will also occasionally spit its teeth, although the latter method has not been used for some time.
Its eating habits include a wide variety of late night foods, ranging from pizza to leftovers from the fridge of the female which it just had sex with. The Sketchy Fingers has no natural predators (excluding male pattern baldness) but does generally shy away from competing with the African-American male in both athletic and female courting abilities. Notable defense mechanisms include deception, stealing, and intoxication.
Most attemps at capturing the elusive Sketchy Fingers have been futile, although there is rumor that it is possible to trap it using a large Tom Brady cutout and Stroke29 masturbation cream.
The Sketchy Fingers tricked me into buying it a Chick-Fil-A sandwich by claiming its broke its credit card. It used said card to buy a drink immediately after receiving the sandwich.
by The Douche Canoe January 18, 2013
-A married playboy that uses the internet to stalk squat. Boasts the ability to 'conceal' evidence from wife.
"Sketchy Peter you cant spend that much money to go to the VIP room with that stripper, your woman will find out!"
"Hell no! I can CONCEAL it!"
"Hell no! I can CONCEAL it!"
by Mista Grease October 10, 2005
Sketchy bones is an individual who believes he/she can freestyle rap. For some particular reason, the Sketchy Bones believes that his/her rap is flowing freely, with intricate ryhme and rythem while everyone else is laughing at him. Also, even though he/she may be criticized after the fiasco is over, the Sketchy Bones continues on with rhymeless rap causing more laughter.
Blake: Hey Sketchy, rhyme with foreman.
Sketchy Bones: mothafuckin forey, yous a doory, try to listen to my story but you cant because im about to climb this hill, got a big bill, but im bout to steal, the mothafuckin wheel ya feel?
Sketchy Bones: mothafuckin forey, yous a doory, try to listen to my story but you cant because im about to climb this hill, got a big bill, but im bout to steal, the mothafuckin wheel ya feel?
by Kyle Krieg February 18, 2009
Sketchy ass dude, tends to be your best friend, party's a lot, and just am all around sketchy ass dude, dips from shit a lot too
Austin francken is sketchy Steve
by eechicoke November 18, 2014
A Florida based slang term. Anything involving ratchet females, bum fights, drunk shenanigans, or any sort of video-worthy happenings during a night out on the town.
"That was some Sketchy Magic right there"
"Becoming one with Sketchy Magic"
Smoking Mids in a random dark alley is considered Sketchy Magic.
"Becoming one with Sketchy Magic"
Smoking Mids in a random dark alley is considered Sketchy Magic.
by RealTalkDMFP April 25, 2013