One who places their lips against the anus of another while taking a loud ripping fart into their mouth and gulping it down
Sherry sure loves to give rip jobs. Then that bitch locked on to my ass and became my fart swallower.
by Teninch Tool August 26, 2008
Get the FART SWALLOWER mug.A sword swallower is an amazingly talented person (preferably a beautiful lady) that can insert the male penis into their mouth and so far down their throat that u can see it buldging out their neck.
When a lady sits on her knees between a guys legs both facing the same direction and the lady tilts her head all the way back. Then the man takes his hard cock sword and inserts it down her throat.
Atleast 7 inches of hard dick sword buldging out a womans throat right down to her collar bone.
Thus Sword meaning cock
And Swallowing meaning right down throat
When a lady sits on her knees between a guys legs both facing the same direction and the lady tilts her head all the way back. Then the man takes his hard cock sword and inserts it down her throat.
Atleast 7 inches of hard dick sword buldging out a womans throat right down to her collar bone.
Thus Sword meaning cock
And Swallowing meaning right down throat
I dropped to my knees and commanded him to spread'em while I arched my back and tilted my neck back wards then I took his sword into my mouth and began swallowing it...whole....repetitively...
He gasped at the sight of my neck bulgding out with the insertion of his sword down my throat..
"WoW. You are a Sword Swallower" he gasped
He gasped at the sight of my neck bulgding out with the insertion of his sword down my throat..
"WoW. You are a Sword Swallower" he gasped
by Sass Farreal May 6, 2014
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the elaborate, costume-like preprations undergone when a group of girls gets dressed and puts on outrageous levels of makeup and perfumed body mist for a party.
by teapartyanimal September 14, 2009
Get the Shalloween mug.A term that is massively overused. It usually means a man/woman who only judges by looks and not by personality.
Many ugly girls consider guys shallow just because they get turned down by them and vice versa. A lot of ugly guys think girls are shallow because they get turned down. But neither of these are true.
The true example of shallow is when a guy/girl base someone's personality on how they look. If you're confused read below.
Many ugly girls consider guys shallow just because they get turned down by them and vice versa. A lot of ugly guys think girls are shallow because they get turned down. But neither of these are true.
The true example of shallow is when a guy/girl base someone's personality on how they look. If you're confused read below.
I was hanging out with my friend the other day who is quite a bit better looking than me (I'm not ugly, he's just hot I guess). So he and I are hanging out with this girl from school and I decide to test something.
Early that day I tell her a joke and she kind of laughs. So about 6 hours later, I have my friend tell her the exact same joke, word for word and she cracks up like it's the funniest thing she's ever heard.
Apparently the same exact joke was funnier when told by him, just because he's better looking. Avoid girls/guys like that at all cost.
Early that day I tell her a joke and she kind of laughs. So about 6 hours later, I have my friend tell her the exact same joke, word for word and she cracks up like it's the funniest thing she's ever heard.
Apparently the same exact joke was funnier when told by him, just because he's better looking. Avoid girls/guys like that at all cost.
by LAJ July 8, 2005
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Someone whose character is marked by an absence of any quality depth while defining what little personality they possess by material or other insubstantial means.
Someone whose character is marked by an absence of any quality depth while defining what little personality they possess by material or other insubstantial means.
Ace: You know that guy Brian in accounting?
Gary: You mean Brian Peppers?
Ace: No, dumbass. He's cool.
Gary: Oh -- you mean the dude who ALWAYS wears Polo shirts and talks about his Benz like he's the $hit?
Ace: Yeah - him. That's one shallowficial cat.
Gary: F that JBag. Let's go to Taco Bell and get a Grande meal.
Gary: You mean Brian Peppers?
Ace: No, dumbass. He's cool.
Gary: Oh -- you mean the dude who ALWAYS wears Polo shirts and talks about his Benz like he's the $hit?
Ace: Yeah - him. That's one shallowficial cat.
Gary: F that JBag. Let's go to Taco Bell and get a Grande meal.
by Charles X, aka the Honorable L Prime March 14, 2008
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