simp

All boys when hanging out with girls or talking to them. Especially extremely short or tall kids.

Girl flirting with girl: fine
Girl flirting with boy: fine
Boy fliriting with Girl: SIMP SIMP SIMP SIMP

by yourmumisgayLMAO February 21, 2021

simp

you.

you're the simp

by hoeforcurlyboys March 9, 2021

simp

I have this friend.
He had an offer from oxford computer science.
And turned the offer down for a girl.
Who he was not in a relationship with.
A few weeks after his decision she turned him down and started dating another guy.
So he went to unimelb.
And when he heard that she broke up with the guy.
Dropped out of unimelb to go back to Adelaide.
Only to be rejected again.

My friend is a simp, he turned down oxford for a girl. HAHHAHHAHA

by LeNing July 4, 2023

simp

you
your a fricking simp

Guy one: dude shes hot but she doesnt like me back
Guy two: dude your such a simp

by your fricking mom February 9, 2022

simp

A guy who is attracted to/have a crush on a girl
! Not a person who has a girlfriend !

Guy: I think a have a crush on Andy
Guy 2: Bro, Don't be such a simp

Are you a simp? You keep talking to her

by TearBerry February 22, 2022

simp

citrus_murff.

citrus_murff is a simp

by Duckzie November 16, 2019

simp

Luca

“Hey that guy is a simp!”
“His name is probably Luca.”

by natalievintero March 25, 2020